

Internet Book of Shadows, (Various Authors), [1999], at sacred-texts.com
                                             Bare Bones
                                   Third Degree Elevation (spoof)
                        (Emphasis on action with minimal vocal requirements.)
                                              by Orion
          1. Ritual Bath - Both play in water for an inappropriately long time.
          2. Casting of Circle - Cast in the usual manner with items at hand.
          3. Reason and  Challenge - "You're here for Thirds.  Are you ready for
          the test?
          4. Response - "Ready, willing and able!"
          5. The Mystery - Perform Great Rite multiple times until sated or worn
          out.
          6. Cakes and Wine - Required in order to continue.
          7. Reprise - Repeat step 5 if desired.
          8. Closing of Circle - Must be done before falling asleep.
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