Battle of the Sexes

For a long time now, the battle between men and woman has raged on. The Woman's Rights Movement in cooperate America game women equal opportunity for work as men. Let us now take time to actually read that statement. The key point to this statement to me, would appear as "Woman have equal opportunities". Let me stand crystal clear on this topic. No where in the words equal opportunity is there any mention or hinting of "special benefits", "guaranteed hapiness", or "social acceptence". Women are abusing their little bit of power granted to them. Don't read me wrong, I am for women working. But just as there are good and evil aspect to everything, women too have a good and evil side.

Now, Women think that they should be treated with so much respect that they are royalty. I don't think there is one person in the world who hasn't heard of the "not in front of a lady" rule. Why should some topics be avoided in front of women? Why should certain job situations not apply to women? When opportunity without responsibility begins as such, it goes from opportunity and changes into benefit. Women do not want opportunity, they want benefit. They want the guaranteed position in jobs - and without the work that men have to put in. By saying "Women's Rights", they are setting themselves up as the victim. In America today there is no such thing as a woman who is not guarenteed work if she is qualified. Why then are they still saying that they should be hired due to women's rights?

The same goes for affirmative action. If I were hiring for the town of Westminster (where I reside), and I had to pick a new firefighter, my duty would be to find the most promising applicant. Race or gender should not matter, only ability. If my house were burning and I had to have a choice of having someone who could do the job and protect my family and other loved ones....or I could chose someone who will bring a bit of balance to the racial statistic. Personally I'm a little more concerned about my family than my ratio of ethnic workers.

Myths and Reality: The Tellings of A Woman

For a long time now, women and men have argued who is the superior sex. Although some disagree, anyone with half a brain know that a sex that has mood swings and emotional distress all month (even though they blame it on a once a month happening) is inferior. Nonetheless they try to slip in some comments that confuse people. We will now show the difference between a woman's words, and the way that they actually work. Sorry for exposing your secrets, you imbalanced hormonal, PMS pots. Happy reading!!!

Woman's Myth #1:

God created woman second to fix the mistakes he made on man.

The Male Reality:

God created men first because he knew exactly what he wanted, so he created them. The second time he created a species he made what the men had wanted. Also, if anyone makes biblical mistakes it's the woman. Eve was the one to go to the tree and take the apple, even though it was forbidden. Not only does that show woman's inability to listen to instructions, but also that she wanted to get an apple. Probably so that she could bake a pie to serve her man.

Woman's Myth #2:

Women don't beleive in war, while all men want to do is fight.

The Male Reality:

Heard of PMS, anyone?

Woman's Myth #3:

Why is it that women have all the important jobs in society?

The Male Reality:

You mean like cooking, cleaning and ironing? Good call, those are all very important jobs that women need to know so that they can serve men better. Now go bake me a pie woman.