People with Diarrhea in Public Restrooms - These guys make me laugh. You know the guy, he's a sweaty faced man that hurries into the stalls, unbuckling his pants as he goes. There is usually a lot of grunting and exhaling before he actually gets down to his business. The grunting is his attempt to quitly and slowly let out all his ass blowing without letting the others know. Why you may ask? Because he knows that someone else is in this bathroom still and he doesn't wanna blow major ass in the presence of others. Perhaps it a courtesey thing, I dunno. You know he has the shits, he knows he has the shits, yet he won't let it rip until you leave the room. I always like to cheer them on. I yell, "Come on man, don't hold it in! Let that shit fly!" I guess if someone did that to me i'd be mad at them, oh well.
It's kinda mean of me, but I've been in the same position. It's odd that people have these phobias about going to the bathroom in the bathroom.