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By Hector Garza Hollywood was abuzz today with the scandalous reports that Jesica Flowers has filed a restraining order against Gorgeous Greg! According to reports, Jesica was becoming increasingly agitated at Gorgeous Greg's relentless efforts of winning her over. "Look, it was cute at first," Jesica told Hollywood Insider. "But he just couldn't take a hint. Finally, I just had to put a stop to it." As always with Hollywood, the rumor's are the best part of the story. One anonymous source said, "Dude, it was pathetic. He showed up at her car after work with flowers everyday! One time, she took the flowers, tossed them in the air, and stomped on 'em right in front of his face! So what does he do? He picks them up and apologizes for his crappy flowers. Fuckin pathetic." When approached for comment, Jesica Flowers said, "I couldn't take it anymore. The flowers. The emails. The phonecalls. One night when I was trying to close a merger, he shows up outside my office to throw rocks at the window and he goes on to sing Soulshine with an acoustic guitar. First of all, I hate that song and second of all, I had to explain to the Vice President of Sega why I had idiots frequenting my business." "And then, the poetry," she continues. "What kind of poetry?" I asked. "The worst kind," she stated and rolled her eyes. Needing more specifics, I delved further. "What made it the worst?" "He read me Walt Whitman. Have you ever heard of anything as ghastly?" No, this reporter has not.
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