COUNTERSPELL
"It was probably a lousy spell in the first place." -Ertai, wizard adept.
FODDER CANNON
Step 1: Find your cousin. Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon. Step 3: Find another cousin.
STRAW GOLEM
"Don't look at me. I didn't build it." -Hanna, Weatherlight Navigator.
COAT OF ARMS
"Hup, two, three, four, Dunno how to count no more." -Mogg March.
ELIXER OF VITALITY
"Eternal life or your money back." -Unnamed Suq'Ata merchant, deceased.
BOUNCING BEEBLES
Beebles are frequently hurled against stone surfaces at high speed but always zing back into the air with a giggle.
BACK TO BASICS
"A ruler wears a crown while the rest of us wear hats, but which would you rather have when it's raining?" -Barrin, Principia.
ARMOR SLIVER
Hanna: "We must learn how they protect each other." Mirri: "After they're done trying to kill us, right?"
ANACONDA
If you're smaller than the anaconda, it considers you food. If you're larger than the anaconda, it considers you a lot of food.
ALUREN
Squee bounced up and down, "I sees a horsey, an' a piggy, an' a-" "If you don't shut up," hissed Mirri, "you'll see a kidney and a spleeney."
ARCHIVIST
Some do. Some teach. The rest look it up.
MAGMA MINE
BOOM!
RAGING GOBLIN
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
GOBLIN SPELUNKERS
"It only short jump. You go first." "AIIIEEEE!" "Hmm ... we go different way now."
SIMIAN GRUNTS
These monkeys mean business.
NULL ROD
Gerrard:"But it doesnt do anything!" Hanna:"No - it does nothing."
OBSIANOUS GOLEM
"The foot stone is connected to the ankle stone, the ankle stone is connected to the leg stone..." -Song of the artificer.
PATCHWORK GNOMES
"Just when i got them working ,they always start fighting and tearing at each other for spare parts." -Hanna Weatherlight Navigator.
RAZERTOOTH RATS
"Men and rats both hunger; we for our playthings; they, for us." -Crovax
GHITU FIRE-EATER
"They are called 'Mi'uto', which means 'one use'." -Jhoira, artificer
HULKING GOBLIN
The bigger they are, the harder they avoid work.
TREMOR
"Where do you run when the earth becomes your enemy?" -Naimah, Femeref philosopher
TRAGIC POET
"I would weep, but my tears have been stolen; I would shout, but my voice has been taken. Thus, I write."
AMOK
Crovax's rage was horrifying. Within moments only blood and shreds of flesh remained of the shapeshifter.
DEEP SEA-SERPENT
Sailors fear the deep-sea serpent; others thank the gods it has no legs.
YAVIMAYA WURM
When the gorilla playfully grabbed the wurm's tail, the wurm doubled back and playfully ate the gorilla's head. YAWIMAYA SCION
Each time the saw blade bit, the tree spat it out.
UTHDEN TROLL
"Oi oi oi, me gotta hurt in 'ere, Oi oi oi, me smell a ting is near, Gonna bosh 'n gonna nosh 'n da hurt'll disappear." -Troll chant
URBORG MINDSUCKER
"My pet will pick the ripe fruit from your tortured brain as if it were hanging from a vine." -Kaervek
