Smoke's youself some...
"Mary Jane Rottencrotch"
This page is based on the premiss of randomness, which isn't really a premiss.
Please don't expect anything. If your reading this, your probably the 1st person besides me. Send me something so I know another person viewed this. This of course is assuming anyone will ever read this. The only reason someone would find this "page" and read it is because they're extremely bored, or I asked you to. Anyhow I did this because I was bored and every once in a while I have a crazy idea to set up my own page. I get this feeling about every year or so, thats why I ask you to send me something. Chances are I won't be back here for a year or so, which is strange, in April 2002 I will be reading this. THINK about that. Any way to the part I like: quotes!
"'So what do they call a Big Mac in France?' 'Le Royal.'  Pulp Fiction     
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he never existed.... Puff, and he's gone!"
                                                                                                                                   The Usual Suspects
"...it hurt her even though she had done it many times before, hence Like A Virgin"    Resivour Dogs
"Whose the leader of the club that's made for you and me? M-I-C   K-E-Y   M-O-U-S-E"     Full Metal Jacket
"No! Do or do not. There is no in between."
                                       Star Wars
"The old in-out, in-out, ultra-violence old droggs"
                          A Clockwork Orange            
"I want a girl will lie for no one else. When I'm away she'll put her make-up on the shelf." Weezer
"Everybody be
   cool this is a
     robbery."

   Pulp Fiction
"Desination unknown, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby Ruby Soho." Rancid
Full
Metal
Jacket
"Yep, gettin' drunk at the old flower shop"
                      Homer J. Simpson
      
        BEER
"Are you lookin' at me? Are YOU lookin' at me? Who the FUCK are you lookin' at?" Taxi Driver
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