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Casey The Red Nosed Trekkie
In the beginning...
...there were...
...things!!!
Chapter Ninety-Four
The Dark Stuff Returns
Bob was enjoying the peace brought on by the many hard-fought battles and wars, in which, many trillions of Ewoks had lain siege to the palace of the evil queen, Amidala. It was a time of great rejoicing, for there was no end to the great piles stuff left over after the siege. Bob knew that there was plenty of time for the green eggs and ham to be consumed, for the bad stuff was really far away, on a dark, distant, remote, out-of-the-way, planetoid...known as
"The Dark, Distant, Remote, Out-of-the-way, EVIL Planetoid of pain." Lording over this dark, distant, remote, out-of-the-way, planetoid was a minion of all things opposite and contrary to the beliefs of most of those who did the opposite of what the minion did. As an everlasting and eternal (not to mention lengthy) punishment to his minions, he forced them to sing and dance while others played karaoke. The aforementioned minion, who lorded over the aforementioned planetoid, felt a rather large feeling of dislike toward Bob, who had beaten the aforementioned minion ninety-three times at go-fish!, a truly difficult, and challenging game, that put both their wits to the test. Their next game would be truly challenging, and neither of them would be the same for many minutes after the match...
"Bob, there is a dark, distant, remote, out-of-the-way, planetoid that is being lorded over by a minion of all things opposite and contrary to the beliefs of most of those who do the opposite of what the aforementioned minion does.." At this point the perky fellow, who had not been described before now, paused to catch his breath. He thusly continued, "And we need you to go to the aforementioned dark, distant, remote, out-of-the-way, planetoid and put a stop to his plans, which, as I am sure you are aware, are contraray to what most of those who do the opposite of the minions doings do."
To this, bob simply smiled, nodded his head, and looked toward the sky. There he stood for many hours.
Meanwhile...ten thousand light-years away....
"And now my pretty, for your little dog!!"
"Nooooo!! Toto, run AWAY from the chopping thing with the sharp pain-inflicting blades
and big, flesh-ripping claws!!"
But anyway, back to our story...
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The aforementioned minion sat, sat, and lorded.
Bob still stood, eyes fixed intently upon the sky. Some would say that he knew the end to the story, others would argue that the author didn't even know the end, so how could he have known, he was a fictional character anyway, so the entire argument is totally without merit, and just who are you to tell me that the argument is without merit? you dont need to remind me that he was a fictitious character, I am perfectly aware of that fact thank-you-very-much!
Anyway, the aforementioned minion sat, and continued to lord, meanwhile, Bob kept watching the sky. At this point, the universe suddenly contracted, the gravitational forces ripping everything apart and putting all things back the way they were in the beginning, no, not the beginning, the moment immediately succeeding the beginning.
Yeah, that one.