1. close your eyes & shut up..........mr. coleman
2. i hate it when it gets hard,  you can?t play with  it..........josh
3. smack it hard then go away..........mr. coleman
4. don?t you have to lick it first?.........kim
5. the more you heat it the bigger it gets..........kristin
6. finger your parts..........mr. coleman
7. you can only do one...........miss frazier
8. we?ll do it in band..........jeremy
9. don?t pull it out,  leave it in there..........mashonna
10. i?m trying to be difficult...oh really, the guys tell me you?re pretty easy.....rhiannon & jeanette
11. that?s going to take me all day to do...............mr. coleman
12. if you didn?t put it in then don?t take it out..............lindsay
13. don?t knock her ?till you try her...............stephanie
14. it?s sharp,  bring it out some...........mr. coleman
15. suck the spit out..........jennifer
16. jeremy!  wipe that white stuff off your face & hands..........jeanette
17. ty!  be aggressive..........mr. coleman
18. we couldn?t do it anymore because les wasn?t excited enough..........stephanie
19. quit the foreplay students...........mr. patton
20. ooh! that?s a rough little part........mr. coleman
21. mayonnaise goes on smooth & leaves you shiny...........lindsay
22. it?s not fun by myself anymore............jeremy
23. stand up...get it up there..........mr. coleman
24. how did i get this sticky white stuff all over my face & hands?..........les
25. i lost my screw, i lost my screw...........mashonna
26. so, ya need a screw?..........jennifer
27. you came in too early...........mr. coleman
28. lift it up now so i can screw the rest of it..........jeremy
29. i got mine in..........wes
30. drop ?em...........mr. green
31. you guys were great today..........mr. coleman
32. put down that ball, you?ve got two of your own to play with..........danny
33. roll & blow..........lindsay
34. i see it now, our senior year & the champions against drugs beats each other with woods..........wes
35. if i could get my hands out of my pockets i would clap for you..........les
36. clean it before you bring it out.............clint
37. does that feel better to you?..........mr. bell
38. hurry up & put your thing where it goes..........rhiannon
39. i knew it would come..........lindsay
40. i?ve got to suck my woody so it will play..........mashonna
41. you get tired after you whack for  awhile..........jeremy
42. be careful when you put your hand into dark holes..........the snake man
43. i can?t get it up..........les
44. guard! grab your balls..........mr. bell
45. park & blow..........mr. coleman
46. sit on your big fat g..........clint
47. i suck it all up..........jody
48. can i sit with you, i won?t do anything..........ty
49. whackin? the birdie can be hard on you..........stephanie
50. i haven?t gotten it up in a long time...why? did you whack so hard it fell off?......les & stephanie
51. there are some things you?re just not good at until you try them..........mr. lafferty
52. without friction it would suck..........jody
53. man, he?s got a big head..........stephanie
54. harden me..........sara
55. you guys hold this & jeremy & i will screw..........wes
56. get your finger out of my ear, lesley..........austin
57. put your tongue back in..........rachel
58. the more you do it the better you get.............mr. lafferty
59. i can?t get it up, i?m all whacked out............jeremy
60. good, but you bit it flat..........mr. coleman
61. real men don?t use rubbers..........mr. bell
62. ty is jealous because he hasn?t fingered it out yet..........les
63. my goodness,  you see what happens when you fool around with sophomores.........mr. patton
64. i get tired of stickin? it in & pullin? it out..........les
65. you can pet my snake if you want..........the snake man
66. i thought the blow would have been les...........les
67. stick them in & let ?em fly.........mr. bell
68. i only need one hand to finger my parts..........kristin
69. that was a little too long.......mashonna
70. next is the horny layer..........miss parsons
71. some of you i know have been practicing, because when you whip it out****..........mr. bell
72. what did you do with my stick?..........josh
73. we?re whippin? ?em out today..........kristin
74. i can feel that all the way over here..........mashonna
75. i just grabbed a hold of it & squeezed it & it shot out at me..........stephanie
76. you?re just not very good the first time..........mr. lafferty
77. there?s only so much you can do from a chair, mr. bell..........daniel
78. jody?s gettin? it up there pretty high.....mr. bell
79. i?d really like to have some..........jody
80.we?re smackin? the bird around...but mine?s too small..........lindsay & les
81. i can?t get my fingers out...........seidina
82. if you give me money i?ll let you beat me..........daniel
83. i can?t get any...i know you can?t..........kyle & stephanie
84. aim high..........the air force
85. just take it so you can get a head in the world...........lindsay
86. i?d rather do my dad..........jeremy
87. that?s not my stick, it?s not long enough..........josh
88. we?ll all get together & do it..........les
89. mr. lafferty told jody to get it & squeeze it..........amy
90. did you feel that?..........mr. coleman
91. whatta ya say we get under the covers..........bubba
92. you need something hard..........mr. bell
93. girls, are you?re balls in the right place?..........danny
94. just stick it in & let it run..........mr. lafferty
95. we?re gonna get a room..........daniel
96. well let?s do it..........bubba
97 put it back up in there..........neill
98. mr. lafferty put it in the bucket & jody squeezed..........melissa
99. rhiannon?s gonna bring you up & the cut you off..........mr. bell
100. i don?t care,  & i?ll do it again!!!!!........seidina
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Okay, this requires a little bit of explanation.  While I was in high school, my friends and I made a list of things that various people had said, that could be taken either in the way they were supposed to be taken...or in the sick perverted way.  SO!!  As you read them...interpret them however you wish!