1. close your eyes & shut up..........mr. coleman 2. i hate it when it gets hard, you can?t play with it..........josh 3. smack it hard then go away..........mr. coleman 4. don?t you have to lick it first?.........kim 5. the more you heat it the bigger it gets..........kristin 6. finger your parts..........mr. coleman 7. you can only do one...........miss frazier 8. we?ll do it in band..........jeremy 9. don?t pull it out, leave it in there..........mashonna 10. i?m trying to be difficult...oh really, the guys tell me you?re pretty easy.....rhiannon & jeanette 11. that?s going to take me all day to do...............mr. coleman 12. if you didn?t put it in then don?t take it out..............lindsay 13. don?t knock her ?till you try her...............stephanie 14. it?s sharp, bring it out some...........mr. coleman 15. suck the spit out..........jennifer 16. jeremy! wipe that white stuff off your face & hands..........jeanette 17. ty! be aggressive..........mr. coleman 18. we couldn?t do it anymore because les wasn?t excited enough..........stephanie 19. quit the foreplay students...........mr. patton 20. ooh! that?s a rough little part........mr. coleman 21. mayonnaise goes on smooth & leaves you shiny...........lindsay 22. it?s not fun by myself anymore............jeremy 23. stand up...get it up there..........mr. coleman 24. how did i get this sticky white stuff all over my face & hands?..........les 25. i lost my screw, i lost my screw...........mashonna 26. so, ya need a screw?..........jennifer 27. you came in too early...........mr. coleman 28. lift it up now so i can screw the rest of it..........jeremy 29. i got mine in..........wes 30. drop ?em...........mr. green 31. you guys were great today..........mr. coleman 32. put down that ball, you?ve got two of your own to play with..........danny 33. roll & blow..........lindsay 34. i see it now, our senior year & the champions against drugs beats each other with woods..........wes 35. if i could get my hands out of my pockets i would clap for you..........les 36. clean it before you bring it out.............clint 37. does that feel better to you?..........mr. bell 38. hurry up & put your thing where it goes..........rhiannon 39. i knew it would come..........lindsay 40. i?ve got to suck my woody so it will play..........mashonna 41. you get tired after you whack for awhile..........jeremy 42. be careful when you put your hand into dark holes..........the snake man 43. i can?t get it up..........les 44. guard! grab your balls..........mr. bell 45. park & blow..........mr. coleman 46. sit on your big fat g..........clint 47. i suck it all up..........jody 48. can i sit with you, i won?t do anything..........ty 49. whackin? the birdie can be hard on you..........stephanie 50. i haven?t gotten it up in a long time...why? did you whack so hard it fell off?......les & stephanie 51. there are some things you?re just not good at until you try them..........mr. lafferty 52. without friction it would suck..........jody 53. man, he?s got a big head..........stephanie 54. harden me..........sara 55. you guys hold this & jeremy & i will screw..........wes 56. get your finger out of my ear, lesley..........austin 57. put your tongue back in..........rachel 58. the more you do it the better you get.............mr. lafferty 59. i can?t get it up, i?m all whacked out............jeremy 60. good, but you bit it flat..........mr. coleman 61. real men don?t use rubbers..........mr. bell 62. ty is jealous because he hasn?t fingered it out yet..........les 63. my goodness, you see what happens when you fool around with sophomores.........mr. patton 64. i get tired of stickin? it in & pullin? it out..........les 65. you can pet my snake if you want..........the snake man 66. i thought the blow would have been les...........les 67. stick them in & let ?em fly.........mr. bell 68. i only need one hand to finger my parts..........kristin 69. that was a little too long.......mashonna 70. next is the horny layer..........miss parsons 71. some of you i know have been practicing, because when you whip it out****..........mr. bell 72. what did you do with my stick?..........josh 73. we?re whippin? ?em out today..........kristin 74. i can feel that all the way over here..........mashonna 75. i just grabbed a hold of it & squeezed it & it shot out at me..........stephanie 76. you?re just not very good the first time..........mr. lafferty 77. there?s only so much you can do from a chair, mr. bell..........daniel 78. jody?s gettin? it up there pretty high.....mr. bell 79. i?d really like to have some..........jody 80.we?re smackin? the bird around...but mine?s too small..........lindsay & les 81. i can?t get my fingers out...........seidina 82. if you give me money i?ll let you beat me..........daniel 83. i can?t get any...i know you can?t..........kyle & stephanie 84. aim high..........the air force 85. just take it so you can get a head in the world...........lindsay 86. i?d rather do my dad..........jeremy 87. that?s not my stick, it?s not long enough..........josh 88. we?ll all get together & do it..........les 89. mr. lafferty told jody to get it & squeeze it..........amy 90. did you feel that?..........mr. coleman 91. whatta ya say we get under the covers..........bubba 92. you need something hard..........mr. bell 93. girls, are you?re balls in the right place?..........danny 94. just stick it in & let it run..........mr. lafferty 95. we?re gonna get a room..........daniel 96. well let?s do it..........bubba 97 put it back up in there..........neill 98. mr. lafferty put it in the bucket & jody squeezed..........melissa 99. rhiannon?s gonna bring you up & the cut you off..........mr. bell 100. i don?t care, & i?ll do it again!!!!!........seidina |
Okay, this requires a little bit of explanation. While I was in high school, my friends and I made a list of things that various people had said, that could be taken either in the way they were supposed to be taken...or in the sick perverted way. SO!! As you read them...interpret them however you wish! |