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In the beginning was the word,
 and the word was "Huh?", 
with a head cocked to the side, and a bit of drool seeping onto a computer table somewhere in The Desert.  Seeking, one found this place, then she brought one more, two more, three more, four more, MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!  In a Rod Serling world, where the Anti-Christ was welcomed and netiqutte was a FILTHY WORD, the crossposts flew and the High Retards found the Low Retards, no retards were safe, and conspiracy?  You bet your sweet ass!  There is but one thing to find here, and that's SLACK, and if you don't bring it, water it, love it, talk to it, jerk off with it, or make origami with christian clipart printed out on it, then YOU'RE MISSING THE POINT ENTIRELY! 
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