Interviewer: Tonight we have a very special guest on our humble little show. Their adventures amazed us and their humor split our sides. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... Space Ghost and his cast!!! It's great of you to be here, Space Ghost. Got anything you'd like to tell the folks at home?
That's great, SG. Hey, what's that in your hand?
So, I heard a rumor that you and Zorak were born in the same hospital. Is that true?
I heard it from some lady. She claimed to be one of you guys' mother.
So, Moltar, what is Space Ghost like?
You mean, like, doilies and dolls and stuff?
Interesting. Hey, Space Ghost! Where are you going?
Brak, while we're waiting for SG to get back, I'd like to know how you feel about working with the man who was once your greatest enemy.
Uhh... OK... So Zorak, what do you think about the other shows on Cartoon Network, like "Johnny Bravo" and "Dexter's Laboratory"?
Ah, Space Ghost, I see you're back. We were just talking about some of the other shows on Cartoon Network. We even have message from one of the stars of "Two Stupid Dogs."
Sound advice. Now, SG, do you play any musical instruments?
The banjo? Really?
I'm sure he won't hold it against you. Now, Space Ghost, do have any kind of special nickname for when you're playing a gig?
Hmmm... So Zorak, what do think about Space Ghost?
Do you think you two will ever become friends?
I think that's a little harsh, don't you?
Brak, I hear you have a a song you want to sing. Would you mind sharing it?
That's, uh, pretty impressive. Uhm, Zorak, what are you doing?
....... OK. But Brak, we're all aware that you were once one of the galaxy's greatest crooks-
Sorry. Villain. But you don't seem to be very evil at all now. Some of your old colleagues think you might be suffering from temporary insanity from your exposure to Pirranamyte radiation. How do you respond to such accusations?
Before we conclude this interview, there's one last thing we need to do. Ever since I was a child, watching Space Ghost on TV, I've always wanted to do two things: do the patented Space Ghost call and receive a blast from the infamous power bands. And Space Ghost has graciously agreed.
Well, I'm afraid we're out of time. Join me next time when I'll be interviewing that blue behemoth, the TICK. Brak, take us out!