The Dictionary of Stuff
47: exists. It always has been and always shall be. the meaning of life, the answer to any question. 47 is. 47
Afterseeing: like forseeing, only after.
Assload: a quantity of any measurement that can and should be held in the ass.
Athiest-Jew: a religion with beliefs not yet defined.
benefecal: the goodness of pooping.
crackbuh: what you smokebuh in your pipebuh.
crackdriver: like a screwdriver, only with Mountain Dew LiveWire instead of orange juice.
definitionize: to add a word and it's meaning to this dictionary.
demonination: not to be mistaken with 'denomination.' 1. a nation of demons. 2. the demonic "group" you belong to.
excribe: to explain and describe something. Source: drunken rambling.
Faggity Splat: the sound made when a practicer of alternate lifestyles is smacked by a fucking semi.
FOOOOOOOOOOREEEEESSSKIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!: 1. a noise to be screamed while motioning as though you were grating cheese above your waist. 2. What you say as you rip off your foreskin.
hammitch: ham sandwich. "Anthony" : time for a hammitch!
Hoi-oh!: interjection; as said by Ed McMahon (also known as GOD).
homunculus: stinky!!!
Jebus: 1. the idolic figure worshiped by Athiest-Jews. 2. a vehicle made by crossing a Jeep and a Bus.
krakk hedd: slang; one who uses crack, or exhibits activities not normal. i.e., This Person
Lifing: The process of animating boulders.
meow: Sound made by the Orgasma-Ray.
Meus: The supreme, ultimate being, created upon the merging of Anthony's male and female forms.
Mewee: The supreme, ultimate being, created upon the merging of Mat's male and female forms.
mouph: "Mat": my mouph hurts "Mat": MOUPH "Mat": apparently i'm retarded.
nappened: Something that happened while napping.
Occular Enhancements: 1. items which positively affect and/or augment your vision. 2. contacts.
ove: "Anthony": apparently i be an retarded. too! ;)
reshyting: the process of restarting your computer and taking a shyte at the same time. (See shyte)
shizzanomousz0rzjorb: ghetto, l33tsp34k, Coach Z version of synonymous - adj : (of words) meaning the same or nearly the same
Shyte: 1. Exclaimatory; as in "HOLY SHYTE!" 2. poop.
sinep: .(arhteru eht yb desrevart osla ailammaM ni) lamina elam yna fo nagro yrotalupoc ro tnettimortni ehT
Spammish: The language spoken by Spam.
speel: A dyslexic give-away that Anthony hasn't had enough sleep.
TROGDOR, the BURNINATOR: THE dragon who BuRNiNaTeS the countryside and BuRNiNaTeS the peasants. Click here to see Trogdor.
Uah: o_O
Ultimate Muscle: o_O
Wump, wump, wump: reverberating noise made by large cylindrical objects, often having a pleasing effect.
Yesh: 1. a lazy affirmative. 2. what you say when you've got shyte and pretzels in your mouth and the bar-tender asks if you want another.
Zombeh: slang; undead eater of brains and flesh. plural 'Zombehz'. "Mat": The zombehz.. they're eating my face!
Continued on Page 2 is the Phrases Dictionary.
Contributions made by:
Anthony and Mat