Three blue police boxes materialise out of thin air. An Edwardian cricketer, a loudly dressed corpulent clown, and a Panama-hatted Scot exit from their respective time machines, and look about themselves. For all of them their location is familiar, a bright white-walled room, with a large screen. There is a small noise behind them, and a door opens to reveal a figure clothed in the robes of a Mandarin. The three gasp, exclaiming in unison, in almost a whisper, the dreaded name, Toymaker. Their adversary smiles.
"Ah, the Doctor !! Excuse me, but I always say 'ah', when I meet a Doctor, or even three of him ! I have brought you back to my toyroom to face my most difficult game yet !"
The screen suddenly springs to life, displaying a caption, the three Doctors look at it, and groan, as they realise what is in store.........
I'M SORRY,
I HAVEN'T A
Toymaker: So, Doctors, these are my rules. You are all playing for your lives !!! You will play against each other in two teams....
5th Doctor: But there are only three of us !!
7th Doctor: Quite right. I know he's (gestures to 6th Doctor) at least two people , but we still need another team-member.
6th Doctor: Cheek !! I'll have you know, I'm just big-boned !
Toymaker: Enough of this petty arguing, Doctors. I have the perfect fourth team-member....
A door opens at the side of the room, and a wax figure of the Fourth Doctor is pushed into the room on castors.
5th Doctor: I see that he still won't appear in person with us other incarnations. Still at least he'll keep quiet.
6th Doctor: Yes, but how's he going to answer questions ?
Toymaker: Simple ! At no expense at all - we've got John Leeson crouching behind it, doing his best Tom Baker impression !
7th Doctor: Has that man, no dignity ?
Toymaker: The teams are - the Sixth Doctor and the Seventh, against the Fifth and Fourth !
5th Doctor: Oh great, I'm stuck with the dummy !
4th Doctor: I'll think you'll find it's the Seventh Doctor, who's stuck with the dummy !
6th Doctor: Wait a minute, why is everyone being rude about me ? I didn't get dragged here to be insulted !
Toymaker: (aside) Boy, is he in the wrong toyroom then !
7th Doctor: What are we playing for ? What happens to the losers ?
Toymaker: All in good time, Doctors. Are you all in place ? Good, then let the games begin....
Round 1: Historical Headlines
Round 2: Limericks
Round 3: Doctor Who Ball
Round 4: Good News, Bad News
Round 5: Top of the Docs
Round 6: Pescaton Crescent
Round 7: Sound Charades
Round 8: Doctor Who Film Club
Stolen from the MATRIX (not the Keanu Reeves film) by Paul Leach.