DR. LLOYD: I don't know how to explain it... It's like I was there but wasn't... Do you think this will hurt my medical practice?
MULDER: Well I doubt that your medical insurance is going to by my idea of possession.
SCULLY : Well they might go for it if we add witchcraft... that or wait Dr. Lloyd what kind of medication have you been taking lately? And if so can I take a look at the prescription?
MULDER: Now what significance would that play in this Scully? I can read the scripts as well as you and it says right here.... Witches and pentagrams, and other things that will not get tied up in this ep.
SCULLY: Cool, a monster of the week ep! Good I don't have to remember who is or isn't your dad! Best part though, Skinner won't be in this oneand he won't be able to get CC to make us sing them damn show tunes!
MULDER: Yes that is so true. But Scully, you didn't answer my question.... Why are you asking the good Dr. about his medication?
SCULLY: Well I was looking for a new sleeping pill.... with all these trips to L.A. lately I got jet lag something awful.
MULDER: Hey I know what you mean. Hey maybe we can get CC to move the filming to L.A. Think of it Scully no more rain!
SCULLY: Yeah that would be nice, and we'd be closer to all the movers and shakers in Hollywood. Hey maybe I can get that other role in a movie before I'm forever stuck in life playing Scully. I don't want to be the next Spock. But I do want my Emmy damn it! I was rooked this year! And well an Oscar for the role of Scully that would work too.
SCULLY: WOW! Look at all this new stuff!
MULDER:Don't touch any of it! It belongs to the set of Millennium!
SCULLY : Of course! They get all the latest stuff and we get diddly!
MULDER: Hey what’s that on the floor!
SCULLY: Blood from the victim Mulder, see its red and...
MULDER: No! The marks, and they are just begging me to play connect the dots!
SCULLY: I can't believe this... CC pays you what 100,000 grand an ep to play connect the dots when Piper will do it for free!
MULDER: Ah, but could she make a pentagram out of it like I can?
SCULLY: Well, no... come on lets go talk to the nurse before you start creating works of art on the floor.
SCULLY: What are you looking at Mulder?
MULDER: Um.. my nose... I hate it always have think I should get some plastic surgery done Scully?
SCULLY: Well there are several good Drs. here to perform that for you? But stop looking at that nose and lets get to work. You said something about having Dr. Lloyd on tape.
MULDER: Yeah they just released this on video.. um.. no sex scenes like in that movie I have on back order... what's it called oh "The Turning" God I wished they'd hurry up and release that! Got a note the other day in the mail saying that one of the stars was blocking it's release... you know anything about this Scully?
SCULLY: Well yes! "The Turing" was a shitty movie and I wouldn't waste 2 cents on it! But what about the video with Dr. Lloyd? And stop playing with your nose... You'll only make it bigger by messing with it.. Now look it's all red!
MULDER: Oh, sorry... And your right here is the video of Dr. Lloyd.
SCULLY:WOW! Whats he doing and what is that thing he is using?
MULDER:Don't know... but I bet if you wait till Tuesday some one on one of those x-files mailing lists will have identified it!
The nurse/witch up-chucks a zillion needles and Scully goes with her to the hospital... guess she doesn't like the Taurus and would rather have the Ford Explore back. Mulder in the mean time is able to see yet another pentagram in the regurgitated needles on the ground. Mulder questions the good Dr/Head Warlock and leaves.... And we see the Dr/Warlock practice his new sleeping position a foot off the bed. Back to Mulder's hotel room and Fox is still looking at that schnauzer of nose as Scully just burst right on in... Jeez you'd think these two were married or something...
SCULLY: I told you to stop worrying about that big nose! Everyone likes it! But if you really want to change it get that doctor, what’s his name Dr Franklin to change it for you, Anyway anything new turn up?
MULDER: Yeah ya think he'd fix my nose? Anyway you look tired why don't you pop some of those pills you swiped from that other Dr. We are going to have a long night trying to figure this out. Oh I did take this illegally from the nurse/witch’s house.
SCULLY: What is it?
MULDER: A book on witches and people throwing up stuff like oh lots of needles... Oh and this.
SCULLY: What?
MULDER: It's a calendar... but not the new x-files one that I've been looking for. I only got one more month left on my old one and I need one for next year!
SCULLY: Well I got mine.. I swiped it like I swiped these pills from the Dr but I got the calendar from CC office while he was working on that *other* show! SO what’s so great about this calendar Mulder?
MULDER: Well other than the fake nudes of you that were taken from the internet... does this little symbol mean anything to you?
SCULLY : This is ridiculous.. I haven't seen this many pentagrams since the last garage sale I was at and some one was trying to unload all of there old Rush albums!
MULDER: Really? Why didn't you call me I love Rush and that old flame of mine... God I hate her! Anyway she took all of my Rush collection... did they have 2112 that album rocks!
SCULLY: I have that one and no! You can't borrow it! Because you don't give back my CD's when I lend them to you! Now come on lets get to the hospital I want to talk to that DR and see if he will remove my mole! I'm getting tired of spending hours in make up!
MULDER: Look Scully!
SCULLY:More pentagrams! I'm sick of pentagrams! And this is a real sick ep too! Glad I haven't eaten yet!
MULDER: Look this pentagrams is inverted!
SCULLY: Now how the hell can you tell that?
MULDER: Trust me ok! I know these things and look its got all his victims written on it. I bet he did that with one of those special witch knives.
SCULLY: Mulder I trust no one and how the hell did you know that too?
MULDER: Its in the script, just like the next really gross scene.
SCULLY: Hey lets just skip the closing scene besides we have already done several takes of it. CC can edit it so its right! It is a gross scene and we botch it any way the guy gets away. So lets start our vacation early. I mean next ep is all about the CSM and we aren't even in it. Except for voice overs and flash backs and we already did those scenes
MULDER:True... so what do we do with the spare time then Scully?
SCULLY: Well... don't know. Oh wait before I forget her is the name of a good plastic surgeon my manager gave me. This guy is new and starts his practice tomorrow in L.A.
MULDER:Why’d your manager give you this?
SCULLY: I called her when we are on break, but I decided not to get the mole removed I like it... but since you have been messing with that nose if figured why not give the name to you... after all everyone wants to look beautiful Mulder. And I already am! Well according to the latest FHM magazine poll I'm the hottest thing on the planet!
MULDER: That poll was a joke Scully! Well according to Hard Copy and E!
SCULLY: Your just jealous because I won and you did not even place... Come to think about it I've been kicking your ass all over the place lately, first I get an Emmy nod and they snub you, and I have more website dedicated to me than you!
MULDER: Well I've been on The Letterman Show more times then you and Larry Sanders! So there!
SCULLY:So I'm gonna be on Leno next week!
MULDER: Come on lets get out of ever before someone remembers we are still at Dr Franklins house!
SCULLY: Yeah lets get. So were we going?
MULDER: Anywhere that isn't Vancouver it rains to much here! Hey what happened to the Explorer I hate the Taurus!
SCULLY: CC decided Millennium should use it.. now hush and drive. Oh crank it I love this song.
MULDER: Isn't this "Creep"?
SCULLY: Yeah by Radiohead.
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