Tristan
a three year old pic of the author
Name: Tristan A. Sapp
Pen Names: El Rocko Mundo, Christen Paas, The White Dude/Guy
Age: 16
HT: 6'0
WT: 230lbs.
Birthplace: Seattle, WA, USA
Current Residence: Cambridge, MA, USA
Past Residences: Madras, OR; Seattle, WA; Auburn, WA; Mill Creek, WA;
Mountlake Terrace, WA; New Haven, CT; Nashua, NH; Amherst, MA
Languages Spoken: English, and a little Japanese, Italian, Spanish
and German
Ethnicity: Swedish (50%), German (25%), Irish/Scottish/British/French
Canadian (the other 25%)
Eating Orientation: Omnivore
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Instruments: Guitar, Saxaphone (alto, beretone)
Religious Persuation: I believe in God. But I am not a Christian,
Jew, Muslim, etc.
Family: mom, dad, 2 sisters, brother
Sports: Tae Kwan Do (brown belt), Karate (orange belt) and some Jeet
Kune Do.
Current Job: Unemployed
Common Sayings: Rock!, ughh, hrmm, uh, shit, shut up, i'll get it in
a second, fuck, ouch
Instruments Owned: brand-new 2000 Gibson SG Special electric guitar
but no amp, right-handed, but modified to left-hand use since lefties run
for about double, and a Yamaha FS310 Acoustic which I sold to my dad but
can still use.
Pets: A 7-year old cockatiel (Chirpie), a budgie that can sind Song
2 by Blur and meow (El Rocko Mundo), and two cats (Jolene, or Jojo, a ragdoll
with psych problems up the wazoo, and Blinker, a very cute little black
kitten with QUADRUPLE paws, meaning she has three extra digits per paw).
Worst Era Ever In My Opinion: tie between the 70's and the late 80's/very
early 90's. The seventies was just shitty, and nothing good came
out of it, and the late 80's/early 90's is when everyone thought Florida
was the promised land, wore neon clothes, skin-tight ripped jeans and big,
bleached hair. The music sucked for the most part too. The
sixties weren't that cool either, with all those stupid hippies.
Current Favorite Bands: Failure/ON (THE best!), NIN, Filter, Rammstein,
Tool, Deftones, Refused, Blur, Radiohead, Rob/White Zombie, Static-X (I
met the lead singer), Fear Factory (I know the bassist), Gwar (not for
the music... I find their image hilarious), The Meatmen, Depeche Mode,
Faith No More
Current Most Hated Bands: Marilyn Manson, Pearl Jam, MxPx, Silverchair,
Extreme or any other band that drummer Christian Paraltha aka Christian
Max has played in (the son of a bitch assaulted my girlfriend... I hope
he dies and burns in purest, blackest hell for all eternity), any hair
band like Slaughter, Medusa, Overkill or Firehouse.
Current Favorite Car: Any post-94 Nissan Skyline
Goals: to become a comic artist, and headline the best fucking band
since Failure hit the airwaves
You may not believe this due to the picture, but I actually do
get hit on a lot, by guys and girls alike. However I am currently
seeing someone, have been for a year, and probably will continue to do
so forever. So don't ask.
Well, that about sums it up. I also love birds, which
most people find funny since I'm one of the trench-coaters everyone is
afraid of now. I'm strongly anti-public school as they failed me
up until this year when I dropped out to get my GED.
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