Tristan

a three year old pic of the author
Name: Tristan A. Sapp
Pen Names: El Rocko Mundo, Christen Paas, The White Dude/Guy
Age: 16
HT: 6'0
WT: 230lbs.
Birthplace: Seattle, WA, USA
Current Residence: Cambridge, MA, USA
Past Residences: Madras, OR; Seattle, WA; Auburn, WA; Mill Creek, WA; Mountlake Terrace, WA; New Haven, CT; Nashua, NH; Amherst, MA
Languages Spoken: English, and a little Japanese, Italian, Spanish and German
Ethnicity: Swedish (50%), German (25%), Irish/Scottish/British/French Canadian (the other 25%)
Eating Orientation: Omnivore
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Instruments: Guitar, Saxaphone (alto, beretone)
Religious Persuation: I believe in God.  But I am not a Christian, Jew, Muslim, etc.
Family: mom, dad, 2 sisters, brother
Sports: Tae Kwan Do (brown belt), Karate (orange belt) and some Jeet Kune Do.
Current Job: Unemployed
Common Sayings: Rock!, ughh, hrmm, uh, shit, shut up, i'll get it in a second, fuck, ouch
Instruments Owned: brand-new 2000 Gibson SG Special electric guitar but no amp, right-handed, but modified to left-hand use since lefties run for about double, and a Yamaha FS310 Acoustic which I sold to my dad but can still use.
Pets: A 7-year old cockatiel (Chirpie), a budgie that can sind Song 2 by Blur and meow (El Rocko Mundo), and two cats (Jolene, or Jojo, a ragdoll with psych problems up the wazoo, and Blinker, a very cute little black kitten with QUADRUPLE paws, meaning she has three extra digits per paw).
Worst Era Ever In My Opinion: tie between the 70's and the late 80's/very early 90's.  The seventies was just shitty, and nothing good came out of it, and the late 80's/early 90's is when everyone thought Florida was the promised land, wore neon clothes, skin-tight ripped jeans and big, bleached hair.  The music sucked for the most part too.  The sixties weren't that cool either, with all those stupid hippies.
Current Favorite Bands: Failure/ON (THE best!), NIN, Filter, Rammstein, Tool, Deftones, Refused, Blur, Radiohead, Rob/White Zombie, Static-X (I met the lead singer), Fear Factory (I know the bassist), Gwar (not for the music... I find their image hilarious), The Meatmen, Depeche Mode, Faith No More
Current Most Hated Bands: Marilyn Manson, Pearl Jam, MxPx, Silverchair, Extreme or any other band that drummer Christian Paraltha aka Christian Max has played in (the son of a bitch assaulted my girlfriend... I hope he dies and burns in purest, blackest hell for all eternity), any hair band like Slaughter, Medusa, Overkill or Firehouse.
Current Favorite Car: Any post-94 Nissan Skyline
Goals: to become a comic artist, and headline the best fucking band since Failure hit the airwaves

  You may not believe this due to the picture, but I actually do get hit on a lot, by guys and girls alike.  However I am currently seeing someone, have been for a year, and probably will continue to do so forever.  So don't ask.
  Well, that about sums it up.  I also love birds, which most people find funny since I'm one of the trench-coaters everyone is afraid of now.  I'm strongly anti-public school as they failed me up until this year when I dropped out to get my GED.

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