Beano's Lair

You have entered Beano's Lair

Warning! This page is absolutely pointless.

Welcome to my page

Up, down, up, down, up, down.... geez, don't I ever get tired?

Nah, of course not. You're a cartoon. Wait a minute... I just talked to myself, but it wasn't myself, it was him...

Who or what is Beano you ask? Beano is a Mr. Saturn. He has the unique ability to control all forms of coffee and he can teleport up to two feet. Yeah he's a wimp, but who cares? He's meant to be funny.

Beano is mostly my own creation. In fact the only thing I didn't make up is Mr. Saturns (from the Snes game Earthbound), and the name, which my brother provided me with before I decided to create him (it's a long story.)

Anyways, feel free to look around as much as you want. Right now I have a place to download some Simpson sounds and a page of magic users. Plus a page about the evolution of Cid from the Final Fantasy games. And now a page that reveals the origin of Beano's powers. You can visit it here. There is also now a page where you can download some of my files, including the collection of music you hear on this page. Mwahahaha! I've actually finally updated this page! My guestbook had to be re-done, so sign it! Sign it dang you! One thing I must ask however is for you not to click on this link

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Feel free to drop me a line anytime. What, you expect a mailbox to say something?

beano31@hotmail.com

Please come back soon and visit me.

Ooh, look at all the peoples!

Well duh.

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