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The Laurie Holden Estrogen/Testosterone Brigade
Cargo Cult art by JT
Membership currently stands at 61. Marita's Cargo Cult started 6/26/98
Question: What is given freely to men with one arm, stressed out Assistant Directors, and articulate chain smoking men, but not to a pretty young blonde with a stylish bob?
Answer: A Testosterone/Estrogen brigade.
Yes, the hormone brigades. Those pinnacles of drooliness, built on admiration for good looks, seem to be given to every person in The X-Files. Except poor old Laurie. She is just as pretty as Scully, Mulder, or Cancer Man, but she has been denied her own brigade for petty reasons (See "In Defense of Marita", main page). As they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself, so I decided to end this unfair hormone discrimination by starting Marita's Cargo Cult.