Question: What is given freely to men with one arm, stressed out Assistant Directors, and articulate chain smoking men, but not to a pretty young blonde with a stylish bob?

Answer: A Testosterone/Estrogen brigade.

Yes, the hormone brigades. Those pinnacles of drooliness, built on admiration for good looks, seem to be given to every person in The X-Files. Except poor old Laurie. She is just as pretty as Scully, Mulder, or Cancer Man, but she has been denied her own brigade for petty reasons (See "In Defense of Marita", main page). As they say, if you want something done right, do it yourself, so I decided to end this unfair hormone discrimination by starting Marita's Cargo Cult.

• Did some tidying up - the counters broke a while ago, so I finally fixed them. Unfortunately I only have a rough idea of what they read when they conked out, so I just had to guess when I was re-setting them. Also added the nifty scrollbar effect, although you won't see it unless you're using IE 5.5, sorry!
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