Wow, not only did someone actully stop by my webpage they are actully looking in my Guestbook, so look all nice and polished gang, and hey why not leave a message of your own in the bottle while your here?

bkerone - 09/06/99 10:49:24
My URL:http://my name.slim.shaddy
My Email:jtone@primus.com.au
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: j-ported
Favorite Experiment: trying to keep my clothe's on,why standing in front of a crowd
Like Capping Threads?: well my rotti like's to,
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: my mind's there but i'm not.:)
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: i have run naked threw a drivethrough mc,donald's.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Enough stuff to keep a porned hungry person occuopied

Comments:
I'M HERE THERE, AND RIGHT BEHIND.I DON'T WERE I'AM .OR WHERE I'M GOING I JUST KNOW I'D BETTER GET OUT OF THIS TRAIN YARD QUICK BECAUSE GLOWING ORANGE MAN ARE HERE. YESTERDAY'S THE PAST TOMORROW'S THE FUTURE TODAY'S A GIFT SO THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE PRES

Tumbler - 02/20/99 22:50:52
My URL:/BourbonStreet/Bayou/4306
My Email:jcooper@neo.lrun.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: uhhhhh ... I suppose.
Favorite Experiment: Getting whiskey from a stone .. I mean the 'Circus on Ice' short, if I can pick only one.
Like Capping Threads?: Occasionally.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: A little goes a LONG way.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Let me tell you how it all got started .. when I was a boy in 1st grade, where I had the most amazing teacher .. Miss Prentiss .. she really knew how to fill out a blackboard ... and then later, much later .. I began having these headaches ... Mother said they were caused by 'Bad Humors' ... but the grocer disagreed.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Good Thing - Stern's Rant .. Bad Thing - I thought I signed this book several months ago ... sorry.

Comments:
The midi file in your guestbook is a 'best of' compilation ... I got 'Mission Impossible' ... it doesn't seem fair at all ... and speaking of fairs ... see you at the Caption This Renaissance Fair. I'll bet there'll be a lot of people dressed as court je ters again this year.

Enapov - 02/12/99 18:43:54
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~enapov/index.enapovhtml
My Email:enapov@hotmail.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Bot
Favorite Experiment: Mold
Like Capping Threads?: I like capping off a good night with a beer and chocolate.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Depends, not only an undergarment but a way of life.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: personally I think I suck at captioning. But I like to laugh at the insanity ....
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Why does everyone ask me that?

Comments:
Will you please release the soul of my dog now?



Mildred Pierce - 10/20/98 04:09:08
My URL:http://come.to/anarchanon
My Email:pierce_mildred@hotmail.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Precious Roy loves hookers!
Favorite Experiment: I really dig that Manhattan Project thingy
Like Capping Threads?: Someone has to cap those threads, er'else theyll stick out..!
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: I like Whoppers
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: The Ugly things

Comments:





10/14/98 10:45:26
Name: Bad Bunny My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing. Thanks.


Widget - 09/28/98 07:04:40
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/~jeffmyers
My Email:cjmyers@hotmail.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "Knew your father, I did!"
Favorite Experiment: Dunking a shaved weasel in liquid hydrogen then watch what happens!
Like Capping Threads?: They're okay. The real bitch is getting them thru the damn needle...
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: As long as no one brings up religion, politics, or The Great Pumpkin...
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Depends: funny "ha-ha" or funny "gallagher"? There IS a difference, y'know...
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Good thing: cool-lookin' site, m'friend! Bad thing: WHAT?! No Widget caps?! Oy vey!!!

Comments:
Ya visited my site, pilgrim (thanx!)...now I've visited yours! MWA-HA-HA-HA!!! Hang loose!

Cindy - 09/17/98 23:42:07
My URL:http://www.zecrets.com/users/cindy
My Email:cinth@usa.net
comment: Nice page.... please come visit my site :-) Thanks, Cindy
Comments:


The Weasel - 08/22/98 22:51:40
My Email:weasel@spankmeHanoverF.net
Favorite Experiment: You know the one I like, honey.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Yes, especially when I get to talk to you, loverboy!
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Not enough weasels.

Comments:
Oh, Han, my love monkey. I miss you so much! Ever sinse the judge barred you from the petting zoo, my love zone has been acheing for your ICBM of lust, big boy! Don't be a stranger (or at least not as strange than you usually are). *Kiss!*

Christian Slater - 08/22/98 22:47:07
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Torture!
Favorite Experiment: Nailing punks that mess with me to a wall.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Not as funny as a guy with a weasel fetish, Mr. F.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Too many weasels.

Comments:
Pursuant to legal code 14, title 3 of the Anti-Slater Bashing Act, be prepared to hear from my lawyer, weasel boy!

Internet_Frank - 07/27/98 22:20:31
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Lot/5225/index.html
My Email:herogreenlantern@hotmail.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Dr Forrestor or Crow
Favorite Experiment: Teenage Caveman or Wild Rebels
Like Capping Threads?: Yeah, baby! Yeah!
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Yep!
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Yep!
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Do I get a RAM chip?

Comments:
Kick ASS! I'll be sure to let you know as soon as I fiish my other site... an obscure MST sound page.

Lelila - 07/26/98 00:11:52
My Email:sarahr2@juno.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Ummm, sorry. Can't think of any right now.
Favorite Experiment: Don't have a favorite. I like 'em all.
Like Capping Threads?: Sure! I'll try just about anything once.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Of course!
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Actually no. In my opinion my caps are usually pretty lame.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: It's fun/can't think of any bad things.

Comments:
If ya really really really like Star Wars, e-mail me.

JoeCrow - 07/13/98 14:28:38
My URL:http://www.dvnc.net/crowthers
My Email:crowthers@dvnc.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Dr."F", Crow, Joel
Favorite Experiment: Chile and Cheese in a microwave
Like Capping Threads?: until they pull
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: where else?
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: I consider it a handicap and I'll thank you not to bring that up again
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: you put a link up to my site / you put a link up to my site

Comments:
Cheap, self-gratifying, gaudy graphic to follow:



Doc Doom - 07/10/98 01:40:42

Comments:
Re previous posting comment, it was a Geo Cities header. But, the sentiment stands. God bless!

Doctor Doom - 07/10/98 01:33:49
My Email:DocDoom777@hotmail.com
Favorite Experiment: Creating life in Silly Putty
Like Capping Threads?: Never tried it. What material?
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Home page text is hard to read

Comments:
Your choice of banners on the home page is great. He does INDEED save! Doc Doom

Kara Townsend - 07/01/98 22:31:54
My URL:http://www.dynamicSex.com
My Email:dwebmistress@yahoo.com

Comments:
Hi! I was surfing through GeoCities and saw your page. Pretty Cool! My name is Kara. I am 24 years old and live in San Diego, CA. I have been teaching myself HTML for the last several months. Please visit my site, Kara s dynamicSex and tell me what you think of it. I will be adding pictures of myself within the next couple days. I would love to exchange links with you!

Seltaeb - 06/23/98 07:52:12
My URL:My hard drive can't read my mind, so I don't have one yet.
My Email:anthonyrios@earthlink.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "What did you need my keys for?" "Um, you left your lights on" "Okay... hey, I don't have a car!" "Then what did you give m your keys for?" Oh Frank, you kill me!
Favorite Experiment: The one where you could see Elaine's nipple on the card... no, wait...
Like Capping Threads?: If they're not too thin. Get it? Thread! Damn, I'm funny!
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: If kept to a bare minimum. Nothing ruins a good Fran's Ass cap more than a "Sorry your dog died."
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Looking? Well, maybe a little. Humor-wise, I can't make any promises. Depends on how much Pepsi is in the system.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Good: The up-to-date AP reports on all the hot button political topics. Bad: All the XXX password links are already dead. Time for an update, dude.

Comments:
If there's only one singular skill that I have honed to perfection in my life, it's procrastination. Hence, I'm finally putting my two cent's worth in the bottle (surely raising the deposit value) by adding this little text-like blurb on your site. This also can be used as proof that I have acutally visited your site at least once. These guestbooks hold up in a court of law, so maybe this will get me off those charges filed against me. But enough of that. You can't go wrong with a cap gallery. That guarantees hits, right? And that's what having a website is all about. I think. You know, I'm gonna stop typing now. Nothing personal, I just have to soak my palms in motor oil to get rid of the knuckle hairs again. They just won't sto

amycamus - 06/19/98 04:27:40
My URL:http://nope
My Email:swalters@stanford.edu
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: *I*'m Cherokee Jack
Favorite Experiment: I have some experiments of my own I wanna try..and they don't have anything to do with test tubes and bunsen burners!
Like Capping Threads?: Like 'em?? I eat 'em by the dozen!
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: --
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Funny haha? Or funny peculiar?
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Good: Viva Strangelove!!! Bad: not enough HanoverF captions.

Comments:
OK. So there's not a SINGLE amycamus caption in the whole gallery..*sniffle*...I don't care. Really, I don't. Water off a duck's back. Let a smile be my umbrella.............WAAAAAAAAA! Good job, Hanover. Thank god somebody's getting this stuff down! One of these days the Sci-Fi Channel will track it down and steal it back and publish it, and we'll all be..uh..acknowledged, or somethin'.

tadpole - 06/18/98 07:11:34
My URL:http://dontyouworrywheremyurlis.guy
My Email:ttadpole@megsinet.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "I wonder how many interns it took to get that guy in there?"
Favorite Experiment: This Island Earth
Like Capping Threads?: Ya, but nobody picks up on mine!
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Am I supposed to? I just don't have anything bettter to do on the weekends.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: I do, but the naysayers are many.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Wallpaper is hypnotic, it's almost as if.....

Comments:
I finally get around to checking out a few galleries, only to find that I'm not in any of them. That's OK though, it just means that I have to re-double my efforts in cracking wise. Enjoyed my visit !!

JediClone - 06/08/98 02:48:43
My URL:http://www.ieway.com/chimaera/welcome.html
My Email:chimaera@ieway.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "How do you copy? Over." "On a Xerox Machine. You?"- (Richard Crenna (I think) and Crow in Marooned)
Favorite Experiment: MST3K: The Movie
Like Capping Threads?: Yeah, but Napalm Brite... I just don't get it.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Chatting? That's like spam that doesnt sell anything right? What's the point?
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: You seem to think so.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: It has a link to my site. Is that good or bad? I'm really not sure.

Comments:
I suppose I'm supposed to write something funny. The pressure to perform is just too much some days. Wish I'd read more of this guestbook so I'd know what to put here. I guess I'll figure something out some day... Um, I don't have an ending either. Sorry.

NightTrain - 05/01/98 07:29:03
My URL:http://whusfm.saup.uconn.edu/SoulExpress/index.html
My Email:soulexpress@earthlink.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "Joel, I'm scared." [Crow during "Mr. B-Natural"]
Favorite Experiment: Rolling naked in honey and sawdust and locking myself in a woodpecker cage
Like Capping Threads?: I'd mudh rather cap movie stills. Threads are kind of...well, stringy.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: But of course!
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Uhh...yeah.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: No caps by NightTrain? Scumbag....

Comments:
I must admit that I'm puzzled. I found no profile of or e-mail address for your editor-in-chief, William F. Buckley. In fact, not once did the name of your fine publication even appear on the website! I would have expected more from the "National Revie On-Line."

Mildred Pierce - 04/26/98 22:19:32
My URL:http://members.tripod.com/~AnarchistsAnonymous
My Email:mildred_pierce@geocities.com
Favorite Experiment: Go look in the Mirror Baby!!
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Yes, Barndis Babe
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Hey.. that pink background is so you!! we miss you in WestHollywood!!

Comments:
This is Anarchists Anonymous

Murmur(steve r.) - 04/18/98 18:47:51
My URL:http://homepages.udayton.edu/~radlowsw/
My Email:radlowsw@flyernet.udayton.edu
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Who taped over my "Best of Who's the Boss"!?
Favorite Experiment: Mitchel (Keep your eye on the sam'ich)
Like Capping Threads?: Yes, with a but. No, with an if.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Not a place for chat. Caps only.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: I've seen alot of things in this world, my strengh, which keeps breaking this chair, is my only virtue.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Good. but comeing = coming: useing = using: creative spelling.

Comments:
You should/I should set up a irc channel that everybody on caption this! can chat on at the same time they are capping. Praises could be delt, without making the cap board full of "Bye everyone!" Comprendo? -The man standing behind you doesn't care if you like strawberry shakes or not, he only cares about the "mission."

Angel_Noir - 03/15/98 08:58:25
My Email:sotofam@wt.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "Saaaay..."
Favorite Experiment: "Cave Dwellers"
Like Capping Threads?: Only if they can be sewn into a patriotic pattern
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Hey! Did BrandisBabe put you up to this?
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Only with the blue pills
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Yes.

Comments:
Hannover, Love it man. Could you try to work on what we talked about in "group"? You know, about trying to share yourself with others? Kidding. If you got it, flaunt it!

AAAron333 - 02/16/98 19:26:23
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Boulevard/8347
My Email:aaron333@jps.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: My sound is on, actually
Favorite Experiment: Effects of weightlessness on gerbils suspended in motor oil.(Can't buy big fun like that!)
Like Capping Threads?: Makes a pretty quilt, don't you think???
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Yes, but I enjoy chatting with the voices in my head much better. "No I don't!" Yes I do! "Oh, shut up!"
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: No, I think life is funny. I'm just mentally unbalanced.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: You've got the good and bad, but you forgot the ugly!

Comments:
Well, Han, that was a lovely little stroll I took! Liked what I saw, saw what I liked. We must get together soon and do lunch! I'll have my secretary call your secretary. In the mean time, I'll just run over and add you to my links! I'll remember to say howdy when I see you pop into the gallery!

Jim Corbit (Hippie!) - 02/09/98 03:53:12
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/6214
My Email:hippie@ne.infi.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Have to like 'em all.
Favorite Experiment: Red Zone Cuba/San Francisco International
Like Capping Threads?: I'm wearin' my cappin' threads.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Nuh-uh.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: I'm just as God made me, sir.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Has more HanoverF than any other site in the world!

Comments:
Your love for Homicide has won me over, plucky young friend! And the rest of the site isn't too bad either. Long live the site! And HanoverF! So he can take care of the site! Long live both of them! And lots of other folks, too! Me! Don't forget me!

E_B_A - 01/28/98 08:19:37
My URL:http://www.angelfire.com/ga/hiphopncrap/index.html
My Email:circle_v@hotmail.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: I prefer Dr. Erhardt- well, not really, I just say that cuz it pisses people off...
Favorite Experiment: Alkaseltzer and baby wipes
Like Capping Threads?: I like threading caps, actually.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: I like capping in chat rooms.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Well... I try.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Yes.

Comments:
Here's the part where I compliement you on WHAT A NICE PAGE and how GREAT it is and all that other mumbo jumbo people write in guestbooks because they feel compelled as if total strangers from across the country will really be offended if they don't give ou credit for adding meaning to their boring, meaningless lives. Well NO! I'm NOT GONNA DO IT! TOO BAD! HA HA HA HA! Now that I got that out of the way, lemme tell you what a nice page you have here and how great it is. It's a nice page. It's great. There I said it.

JoeCrow - 01/26/98 08:47:29
My URL:http://www.dvnc.net/crowthers
My Email:crowthers@dvnc.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Dr. "F" we hardly knew ye'
Favorite Experiment: Napalm from Fels detergent and trans fluid
Like Capping Threads?: No, I cap naked
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: I can't caption in the Chat Rooms
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: looks aren't everything
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Lot's of Links / Mine's not there

Comments:
I strongly feel we spend far too much in foreign aid, we spend too little on education and never put enough green M&M's in the bags.

Jazzsoda - 01/26/98 07:21:25
My URL:http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/3377/
My Email:sean@toothfairy.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "Grrr. I'm a bear."
Favorite Experiment: "Jack Frost"
Like Capping Threads?: No, actually it was almost nothing like capping threads. What an odd question.
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: There's a Caption Room? What the hell kinda wacky hospital IS this?
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Not really, but the world needs a clown and I'll be damned if I'm going to face reality.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Great start at a gallery/Not enough detailed mailbomb schematics.

Comments:
A great entry into the Gallery race from a capper who I love to root for. A few more gifs of honeybaked hams, a link to the best steak-knife shop in town, page after page of threatening hard-core porn and it will be complete! God, I tell you *I* can't wai . Man, I gotta think of something to do to make the time pass faster. I wonder if our jam press still works?

Scypha - 01/21/98 01:43:11
My URL:http://www.freeyellow.com/members2/scypha/index.html
My Email:scypha@freeyellow.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: "Here comes Mike, Destroyer of Worlds!"
Favorite Experiment: Sucking hot coffee through a swizzle stick-like straw
Like Capping Threads?: You betcha
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: It's what I live for.
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: I try to be.
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Needs more caps

Comments:
Well, this is an original idea (heavy sarcasm here.) Anyway, I wonder just how many more sites like this will it take for Yahoo to recognize us and give us our own category to search for? Also, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsi Pop?!? Sigh, the world may never know. Keep up the good work, and visit my site sometime. Every site MUST have a drunken baby!!!

They call me Mr. Tibbs! Well, maybe not.. - 01/17/98 03:42:32
My URL:http://www.wauknet.com/tikalsky
My Email:tikalsky@wauknet.com
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: What is this? The military all of a sudden?
Favorite Experiment: Where you pull the wings off of flys
Like Capping Threads?: I prefer to have a better picture then a picture of string
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: Ain't that what its for?
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Not really but I cap enough that statistics show that I have to get something funny once in a while
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: Good: Lots of graphics. Bad: Lots of graphics

Comments:
Hey there! Its me D_Idaho form the caption gallery! Saw that you signed my page while the real gallery was down so I though I'd return the favor. Pretty nice page and gallery. If you want to steel some of my code for your page go right ahead. If you re lly want I'll e it to you. I belive in trying to spread caption this galleries until they clog the net to a grinding halt. Well, see ya later!

Artanas - 01/15/98 05:54:42
My URL:http://home.earthlink.net/~artanas/main.htm
My Email:artanas@earthlink.net
Mad, Bot, or Joel/Mike soundoff: Achoo
Favorite Experiment: Yes I am
Like Capping Threads?: Wazango! Woo, yessir!
Like chatting in the Caption Room?: I'd rather be skinned, burned, dismembered, decapatated, boiled and attacked by killer bees
So you think your pretty funny, huh?: Ah, it's the clown shoes that gave me away eh?
Good thing/Bad thing about this website: I'd definetly have that thermonuclear device dettached from the back button is all. Quite a little surprise

Comments:
I have known Hanover for decades now, we grew up in a quiet little outskirt of a town. A good, thoughtful person...Oh those times with the explosives, eh Han? Remember the schoolyard eh? Shoo, those panicky nuns, ha! Never knew they could travel that ar! I miss those good ol' days! Anyways, nice site ya got here, cheers to ya hombre.

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