HOW NOT TO BE A NETNERD!

DON'TS

Don't wear beer bottle bottom National Health glasses, contact lenses are cooler.
Don't say phrases like- "Hey cool".
Don't use long words in your sentences like- "During my quantitative methods exam I felt I was indefatigable".
Don't snort when you laugh, and don't giggle either.
Don't wear colourful "fun" socks or ties, (in fact, don't wear any at all).

DO's

Wear combat clothing.
Large hats.
Always carry a Zippo lighter, (and I know it's hard but attempt to smoke a little too.)
Always eat fast food stuffs like burgers and fries, (but call them chips.)
Buy a really expensive lap top computer but never use it.
When anyone mentions the year 2000 problem, (grit your teeth here), laugh happily and pretend you don't have a single care about it.

When visiting the bookstore avoid

A) the philosopher's section,
B) the maps of the world section,
C)the computer section and
D) the accounting section.

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