Worship The Comic

**Disclaimer: All images have been lifted from Sluggy Freelance. I didn't draw these. I'm not that talented. Not even for stick figures.**

Welcome to the world of Sluggy Freelance. Hopefully you'll get out with your life.

What is Sluggy Freelance, might you ask? Well, it's this really nifty comic that you can only find here. Just net-based. For now.

**update** Nifty--I'm officially listed as a tribute site. Wow. Now I've got to make the site a little niftier to distinguish it from any other Sluggy Tribute Sites. That's going to take some doing.

Cast of Characters

Riff. Riff is a creative genius, and builds really neat stuff, like the Stakeinator, and the interdimensional flux agitator which sent Torg to the Dimension of Pain. During the summer, we found out that Riff(ington) is the progeny of..

Dr. Lorna. She is a talk radio hostess who really enjoys 'helping' people by yelling and belittling them over the air. An employee of hers is...

Gwynn. She is the on-again, off-again girlfriend of Riff. Right now, the relationship is off-again because she found out that Riff asked her best friend out on a date. That best friend is...

Zoe. The heroine of the comic strip, Zoe has no luck at all. In the first strip Zoe appeared in, she got trampled twice, a sprained wrist, and beaten up by Bun Bun. Later, she got slimed by an exploding cocoon. Exploding out of that cocoon was...

Aylee. She and Riff deeply mistrust each other. Riff doesn't like Aylee because he saw her eat a whole spaceship full of people in her home dimension. Aylee is afraid of Riff because of his really big guns. When Aylee first came to our dimension, she got into this huge fight with...

Bun Bun. Bun Bun is a mini-lop that Torg brought home to be the cute little animal in the strip. Bun Bun is anything but cute. He totes around a switchblade (fear the sound *ka-klick*) and loves Baywatch. He also despises telemarketers and kills them whenever possible. Bun Bun's best friend is a ferret named...

Kiki. Kiki is, well, a ferret. Easily distracted. Even though she was left to die with an 8-year old by Bun Bun, Kiki was able to forgive and forget. She lives with Riff because she was kicked out by her previous owner..

Sam. Sam is just an idiot. He had an incurable crush on Zoe, until he married..

Valerie. She used to work in a flower shop before she met Sam and married him. Eventually, she and Zoe would really hate each other because Valerie started having a thing for...

Torg! Will the cycle never end?

So now that you know a little bit about the Wonderful World of Sluggy, go to http://www.sluggy.com and let yourself be amazed at the niftiness of Sluggy. Don't make me sic Bun Bun on you. That won't be pretty. But if you decide to ignore my warning and not visit Sluggy, then expect this scene to happen:

And we don't want that to happen, now do we?