ADAM IS BACK! SAVE YOURSELVES!
About Adam
His name is Adam Pino. He is about 5'10'', and he is pretty chubby.
He has glasses and short black hair. He often appears nervous or outraged.
I know, there are lots of people that look like this. I finally have a good picture for you: 
He is the leader of the Mongolian Army. He is a genius, and he is extremely
dangerous. He is controlling about 2% of the world with his mind control devices.
This could be your neighbors, parents, friends, or even your dog. He has built a
large stock pile of nuclear weapons and fighter jets. He will soon take over...
About the Mongolians
You will easily be able to recognize the Mongolians. They carry large guns on
their backs; they do not speak English; they are all over seven feet tall; and
they will probably try to kill you, and even your fish.
About the War
Adam was making progress for a long time. He was patient, and now he has control of an entire country. However, my spies and I recently foiled one of his major plans for taking over the United States. He was foced to retreat to Mongolia, where he is now strengthening his army. Or, he may be in your backyard...
The real problem
The real problem is all of Adam's clones and the people he has under mind
control. You will have difficulty recognizing the clones, but there are probably
many of them near you. People under Adam's mind control are easy to spot.
They often drool and forget to change their underwear.
How to Prepare
You will need lots of weapons. Bazookas work very well when you are trying to clear out a bunch of Mongolians; you will need one. You should also have knives for close combat. You should wear a bullet proof vest at all times, and always wear your shatter-proof motorcycle helmet. Your house should be located at least 50 meters below ground, and it should be protected by electronic sentries with bazookas. Only come above ground for important functions like destroying Mongolians.
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