ENGLISH, THE LANGUAGE OF CONFUSION.


"It's so confusing. It's such an illusion."-From a song entitled "Confusion" by Dr.Malachi Z.York on his tape called "Relaxing with the Etherians".

Take a look at these popular sayings in the English language...

- "SUNRISE"-It is a known fact that the earth REVOLVES around the sun which gives the APPEARANCE of the sun rising but the sun itself does NOT actually rise.

- "SUNSET"-Once again the sun does NOT set it just appears to be setting.

- "AFTER DARK"-When is this point in time? After the dark period or shadow hours isn’t it light? So does After Dark mean in the morning?

- "MIDNIGHT"-I could swear morning officially starts at 12:00 am. So why is the beginning of morning called the middle of the night?

- "FAT CHANCE", "SLIM CHANCE"-Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing when fat and slim are total opposites of each other? Who thought up THIS equation? Since when did opposites equal?

- "REACH FOR THE STARS"-Number one, the nearest star to earth is approximately 93 BILLION miles away. Number two, even IF I could reach for the stars, wouldn’t I get burnt?

- "DRIVEWAY", "PARKWAY"-Why do people drive on the Parkway and park in the Driveway?

- "DICTIONARY"-Why is a dictionary called a dictionary when it is used to find definitions NOT dictions? Shouldn't it be called a DEFINITIONARY?

More coming soon! If you have any to add drop me an E-MAIL and i'll see to it!


Question: Why has such a confusing language been instilled in people to the point where it has become the MOST widely spoken language in the world? Furthermore it isn't even the same as the language spoken over in ENGLAND. Shouldn't it be called American?

Does this make any sense? And some people wonder why there is so much confusion over the Bible and Koran. Take the time to learn the languages of these text and you'll have a better chance at OVERSTANDING them don't just rely on some priest, imaam, preacher, or sheik who barely(if any) know the language themselves!

Hmmmmmmmmm...?or "Ommmm" for those who know :)




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Hamduk Katur Sayud!
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