of the HKV Bagdad TNT-0042
At the moment the technical dates about the HKV Bagdad aren't completly clear,
because the ship is still under construction,
but this is already sure:
- Class:
- S.A.D.-Class-Starship
(Search-And-Destroy)
- Drives
- Bio-Rape-Drive for sublightspeed
Using rape-seed oil for pollution-control in outer space
- Hyper-Warp-Cannabis-Drive to be faster than everything else
Faster than the Federation and enjoying it!
This famous invention of our scientists is working with the space-veiling-system
- Weapons:
- Planet Blasters
- Cheese-Anticheese-Torpedoes
While the collision of cheese and anticheese an terrible malodorousness is released, so that everything around gets vaporised.
- Porridge cannons
- Sensors:
- Sonographic Photography
A completly new invention, its advantage is that even cloaked ships
can be seen, because, although invisible, they still reflect the echo of a
Submarine-Ping. The only problem is that it
doesn't work in the vacuum of the space, but that's unimportant!
- For the crew's pleasure
- Holophone
because of the long absence from home the constructor decided
to install the next generation of telephones: the Holophone.
You can see the one you're talking to in 3-D.
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