fart on head Daily log of farts

the mall has these dolphins in this tank, and I thought 'hey, he could use a good fart on the head!' and then 'the security guards were very nice to me as they escorted me to the door, i guess they figured that dolphin's head could be their heads, and thus didn't want to anger me.

ondolph.wav

I don't like it when netscape freezes on me, I do this:

oncomp.wav

Sometimes I fart and literally crap my pants. This usually happens in class.

inpants.wav

My brother Morge was sitting around one day, so I did this:

onmorge.wav

I was watching my cat Ginger the other day she looked way to happy so I did this:

oncat.wav

The exam.wav was created right after I wrote my math 30 final.