fart on head
Daily log of farts
the mall has these dolphins in this tank,
and I thought 'hey, he could use a good fart on the head!' and then 'the
security guards were very nice to me as they escorted me to the door, i
guess they figured that dolphin's head could be their heads, and thus
didn't want to anger me.
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I don't like it when netscape freezes on me, I do
this:
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Sometimes I fart and literally crap my pants. This usually happens in class.
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My brother Morge was sitting around one day, so I did this:
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I was watching my cat Ginger the other day she looked way to happy so I did this:
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The exam.wav was created right after I wrote my math 30 final.