CANADA-The greatest country in the world.

Anti-Mr. America propaganda

"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..."-Homer Simpson(an american)
In the spirit of "I'm better than you are", I'd just like to point out that we have plenty of sugar and have no need of it to acquire women...

MEGACITY?
Recently in my city (Etobicoke, that far away place, Fringe lands even) . We recently had a referenda on the Megacity question. I find it stupid that the government feels we have to conform to the Americanistic "Melting pot" and "Bigger is better" mentality. Bigger is not better, as the Japanese have time and again proven (not to say that I agree with their mentality either..). We ARE better.. we're Canadian! In light of it, I votted no, but even if we do win out a majority, the current government (no doubt conspirators from America.. like Mr. America) will (and has already started) put the megacity legislation into effect. Oh well, I guess this means that Mr. America will finally get that slum he's always wanted, so that he can feel at home here.

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