ummm....this is my sea of confusion. this is where everything is confusing. like if a fire truck is red and an apple is red does that make an apple a fire truck? or why is good morning said like hello and good night said like goodbye? how about- why isn't phonics said the way it's spelled? OR WHY DOES MTV HAVE AN M IN FRONT OF TV? (that's hydra's question) how about this... 7elevens are open 24 hours a day, right? 7 days a week... 365 days a year... correct? so then why are there locks on the doors? why is it 7eleven anyway... what does the eleven mean? this place is full of confusion like that. and questions like if a tree falls in the woods and no one is there... does it make a sound? and age old questions like which came first- the chicken or the egg? there are also philisophical questions like- if life is a bowl of cherries won't it eventually be the pits? if you're confused you are welcome to stay and contemplate the world's other great mysteries (are dinos dead or are they still here as insects- they just spent too long in the dryer). if you've solved all of these problems (even this one- why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?) or can't find the humor in my confusion then goodbye. if you have any other confusing things (or you figure out the answers to the ones i have), please send them to me.
OTHER PEOPLE'S CONFUSION
these are a few questions you guys sent me... if you'd like to see your's here then EMAIL ME SPAM IT!!! i'm not that psychic...
- try to say "speech impediment" if you have one
- if you're alone in a room with no mirrors, what do you look like?
- what's the sound of one hand clapping?
- why is "panties" plural, and "bra" singular?
- if you're going to kill someone by lethal injection, why sterilize the
needle?
- every cloud may have a silver lining, but aren't they still mostly grey?
-If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
-If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
-When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
-How did a fool and his money get together in the first place?
-How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
-How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
-If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
-What do they use to ship styrofoam?
-Why is abbreviation such a long word?
-Why is there an experation date on my sour cream?
-Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
-When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
-If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
-Also, if you were to arrest a mime, would you say he has the right to remain silent?
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-Why are there brail dots on a DRIVEUP Atm?
THANX FOR YOUR THOUGHTS GUYS!!!!!!!
