"Keep your shorts on and may the birds of paradise nest in your hair."

~ Alex

"Gud skapade mannen före kvinnan, precis som jag skriver - först gör jag en kladd"
("God created the man before the woman, just as I write - I start with writing a draft")

~ August Stindberg

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What´s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you´re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work fourty years until you´re young enough to enjoy retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back inte the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating...then you finish off as an orgasm! Amen."

~ Perspective on life according to George Costanza

"Only dead fish follow the flow."

~ Unknown

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