As you continue to stroll smugly down the lane, you hear a rustling sound. But, where is it coming from. You look at all of the shadow laden bushes surrounding you. Suddenly, a branch snaps. You look up just in time to see hundreds of pounds of steel, wood, and rubber hurtling down at you from the trees overhead. you are another victim of the stealthy trailor.
It can happen to anyone, anywhere. The trailor is a very clever predator. It often attaches itself to unknowing vehicles to suck out their energy while travelling long distances. Another common trick is to diguise itself as a lake and hide under boats. The casual observer can get close to the trailor during these periods with little risk of bodily harm because the trailor only hunts when it needs to feed. Only when it is perched in a tree is the tailor a serious threat.
You may be asking yourself why you have never seen a trailor perched in a tree. The obvious answer is that if you'd seen it that way you'd be very unhappy, very dead, and very, very confused.
You can protect yourself against the stealthy trailor by allways traveling in large groups wearing shiny hats. Remember, the self esteem you lose due to the jibes of those less informed could save your life!