The Beer Page

Beer is an important part of my life, so it is only appropriate that I should put a page dedicated to beer here.

Now until I get more time to edit this...here are some beer quotes:

1. He was a wise man who invented beer. Plato
2. Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
3. Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. His reply
4. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Dave Barry
5. People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. Capitol Brewery, Middleton, WI
6. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floot without holding on. Dean Martin
7. All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me, so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Homer Simpson

Visit the beer web page at: www.beer.com and find out more about beer.

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