IM Quotes |
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10-23-00 |
HaramisLT: ::grins:: Will you sin with me?
HaramisLT: LOL Crap! SIM!
Cykeclops: Ha!!
Cykeclops: ::quotes Em!::
HaramisLT: ROFL!
Cykeclops: ::Smacks head!::
HaramisLT: ::giggles:: Well then... ;)
Cykeclops: No, Em, I will not sin with you;D
HaramisLT: I had a feeling you would say no, you've always been such a nice
girl. ;D
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HaramisLT: There's a violence notice on my browser ad. "17 kids are killed
evey day, stop the violence." And I'm thinking.. wow, just 17? That's not
going to help the population problem at all.
Surreal 28: LOL!
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Andy1251: Yo ;)
HaramisLT: hi
Andy1251: 'Sup?
HaramisLT: Watching Fight Club
Andy1251: Cool. ;D I love the ending
HaramisLT: The penis?
Andy1251: No! The blowing up part!
HaramisLT: Andy likes cock!
Andy1251: Shut up!
HaramisLT: Hehe
Andy1251: The part where the buildings are blowing up is cooool.
HaramisLT: Yeah, yeah
Andy1251: What?
HaramisLT: You're weird
Andy1251: And you're not?
HaramisLT: Not as much as you
Andy1251: Yeah, you wish. ;p
HaramisLT: It's normal for me to like cock.
Andy1251: Okay, now *you're* weird.
HaramisLT: I'm not the weirdo.
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Andy1251: So...what are you doing to keep yourself occupied now that you've
beaten FF8? ;)
Emidala: I'm going to play it again, DL the soundtrack, start an FF8 sim..
;)
Andy1251: DL the whole soundtrack? Where?
Emidala: It's on almost every FF8 site.
Andy1251: Link me to one ;D
Andy1251: Are they MP3s? Or Real Audios?
Emidala: MP3s
Andy1251: Cool :D
Emidala: What are you going to DL?
Andy1251: First I need a link ;)
Emidala: Try this one:
http://www.gameinfonet.com/gamemusic/ff8/
Emidala: Try "Sacrifice"
Andy1251: Okay, cool. :D Is the boss theme cool?
Emidala: Yeah... but I think Sacrifice is particularly moving.
Andy1251: Ah. =)
Emidala: Squall becomes a sorcerer around that time.
Andy1251: Don't tell me!!!
Andy1251: What's the boss music song called?
Emidala: It's baddass, he sacrifices Rinoa to raise his power.
Andy1251: GRRRRRRRR
Andy1251: God damn it, I swear these games always get spoiled for me.
I don't want to know anything about it!!!
Emidala: Oh shit! I'm so sorry!
Andy1251: Yeah, yeah, yeah =P
Andy1251: I'll probably forget by the time I get it, anyway.
Emidala: I didn't even think about it!
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Emidala: ::laughs manically::
Karsus9307: uhm, yees??
Emidala: Wha's tomorrow?
Karsus9307: Tuesday?
Emidala: What do we do on Tuesday?
Karsus9307: EN =)
Emidala: Very good. You may keep your fingers.
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MattPulse: So what up? How's the school year going?
HaramisLT: I smell like poo.
MattPulse: ah huh...gee...that's uh...reach for the stars
HaramisLT: tickle your toes
MattPulse: :::grabs Em's crack::: Gimmie that!
MattPulse: From now on, only prescription medicine!
HaramisLT: Damn you!
MattPulse: Hee hee! Got all of Em's crack! No more killing people in the
gutter to stay high!!! I mean...who said that? Do we have IM lines crossed
or something?!?
HaramisLT: Er... you bad crack user.
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MyGambit: Ooo...you know what I want to see? Kenneth Brannagh's Hamlet.
HaramisLT: I looooove that.
MyGambit: I've seen it once before.
HaramisLT: It even made me respect Charles Heston.
MyGambit: He bites.
HaramisLT: Always, but come on he was good in Hamlet.
MyGambit: No, really, he's a biter!
HaramisLT: Did he bite Kate Winslet?
MyGambit: I've heard stories. That's all I'm saying.
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Emidala: I know, but I seriously have like a major fear of the Catholic Church
because for so long it was about control and power.
MyGambit: Yeah, when you think it about it it's amazing that one group, based
on something so many people disagree about, was able to control, murder and
manipulate millions for centuries.
Emidala: Exactly, so I'm wary... funny pope hat or not ;)
MyGambit: The Pope hat spoke to me. I don't see the hat itself as an evil
thing, just a tool, controlled and used like everyone else. Liberate the
Pope hat!!
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Emidala: ::snickers:: and according to AOL Press, it's HTML does line up.
Cykeclops: Yeah...
Cykeclops: That's what threw me off originally
Emidala: I thought I would try loading your HTML into my version of AOL Press.
Cykeclops: ::nods::
Emidala: It looks fine! How infuriating!
Cykeclops: And it's not the first time it's done that either!
Emidala: Crazy AOL Press...
Cykeclops: ::kicks it:: Wanna play soccer?
Emidala: ::kicks it back:: Sure...
Cykeclops: ::kicks it high!::
Emidala: ::ducks as it splats agaisnt the wall::
Emidala: Whoops.
Cykeclops: Yay! AOLPress go Splat!!
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Emidala: I'm about to add Edgar to the web, but it's a breeze to edit so,
it's no problem to ass it when you pick one.
Cykeclops: Nice typo=D
Cykeclops: ::grins::
Emidala: Hmm.. must start looking while hunt and pecking...
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Emidala: Hi
Cykeclops: Hiya!
Emidala: Did you know I am pregnant
Cykeclops: No, I didn't.
Emidala: Guess whose it is?
Cykeclops: Uhm...
Cykeclops: Dustin's?
Emidala: some jerk I met at the bar
Emidala: I think I will let Dustin think it is his
Emidala: Kari????
Cykeclops: Yeah?
Emidala: We are all ROFL this is Em's mom and she and Dustin can't believe
I told you that...I signed on for her.
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6-22-98 |
Cykeclops: Well, I'm off to abuse some freshly cut foilage....
Boy...that lost in translation....
::ahem:: Well, I'm off to "hit the hay"
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HaramisLT: That's where it gets icky. Do you see the pretty button that say
"Create New HTML file"?
JenesisX: Uh-huh.
HaramisLT: Click on it.
JenesisX: Done =)
HaramisLT: Copy.
JenesisX: All righty. =)
HaramisLT: This is where it gets interesting.
JenesisX: What fun... =)
JenesisX: Okay, pretty symbols...
HaramisLT: Okay, to keep the IM from publishing my html, like this I'm going
to add "." like <.I> this.
JenesisX: Okay.
JenesisX: Teehee, you have your period... heeheehee....
JenesisX: NOTE: If your browser does not accept cookies, you may not be able
to save your work in the Advanced Editor. The hell?! ::giggle fit::
JenesisX: Oooh, I'm sorry, Mr. Geocities, my browser doesn't like oatmeal
cookies. Got anything else?
JenesisX: He's just... not accepting that flavor today.
HaramisLT: Does yours accept cookies?
JenesisX: No, he likes biscuits... Browser biscuits.
HaramisLT: Yummy!
JenesisX: I don't know! Ask him! I never offered my god damn browser a cookie
before!
JenesisX: No wonder I can't do HTML... I've sat here for 3 years, and never
once offered my browser a cookie.
HaramisLT: LOL, OKay... see the <.TITLE> one?
JenesisX: Yeah =)
HaramisLT: ROFL! Maybe it likes chocolate chip?
HaramisLT: That's the Title, change the 2 to a 3.
JenesisX: Yeah, it just might have a preference... Yo, browser!! Heh heh,
okay.
JenesisX: So this'll be my new one, then?
HaramisLT: Yep!
JenesisX: Okey dokey. =)
HaramisLT: OKay after this it;s all C&P
HaramisLT: You take the picture name....let me get an example.
JenesisX: All righty. And leave all the... Gallery 2 shit? ::giggle:: Cookies...
HaramisLT: LOL
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MyGambit: (My Flash statue appears to have love-handles. I will have to inspect
further...)
HaramisLT: LOL
MyGambit: Yep. Knew it. Tiny candy wrappers hidden under the base.
MyGambit: Preacher's looking guilty.
MyGambit: As is Deadpool.
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HaramisLT: Where do you see Tsu in 10 years?
MyGambit: Nowhere. He could be traveling the lecture circuit. ;)
HaramisLT: Arkansas cat house proprieter.
HaramisLT: No...?
MyGambit: LOL, maybe!
HaramisLT: Joe: Want to try one of my laaaadies?
Tony: No.
Joe: She has many fine skills.
MyGambit: LOL!! That would ROCK!
HaramisLT: LOL, and imagine how embarrased Joe would be afterwords, while
Andy could have fun playing it.
HaramisLT: Joe to Jubliee: Hey babe, after this is over, are you going to
need empolyment? You have a mighty fine ass!
MyGambit: LOL!! Yeah!
HaramisLT: ::rubs hands together:: How hard can it be to convince Andy?
MyGambit: Oh my. ;)
HaramisLT: He might say yes ;)
HaramisLT: Tony galactic superhero, Joe, backwoods pimp!
MyGambit: It could work!
MyGambit: But won't it add weird comedy?
HaramisLT: Yes, but comedy can be okay.
HaramisLT: And stuff like that happnes in real life.
MyGambit: LOL, people become pimps after they're super-heros?
HaramisLT: No, but people from the same group become entirely different people.
HaramisLT: Though I think the Black Panther could be a pimp.
MyGambit: Him? Nah!
HaramisLT: Guy Gardner?
MyGambit: Hmm...yeah!
HaramisLT: Who else, Supes. ::giggles::
MyGambit: LOL, you know it.
HaramisLT: Some of that crazy ass red kryptonite and he would be selling
Lois for a dollar a time.
MyGambit: Right on!!!
MyGambit: Batman was right about him.
HaramisLT: LOL, who else...
HaramisLT: "Arsenal" we all know why he used to be called Speedy.
MyGambit: He's a major pimp!
HaramisLT: Brining an all new meaning to the phrase "The Ladies of DC"
MyGambit: Woo!
HaramisLT: There's go to be someone esle.
HaramisLT: Hal Jordan.
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HaramisLT: We can do a quotes page and/or log section on the NM page.
MyGambit: Cool.
MyGambit: We should do quotes. It's more fun than a log.
HaramisLT: Definitely... I already have them pulled from a couple on my page.
MyGambit: Coool
HaramisLT: I think that would work.
MyGambit: Cool.
HaramisLT: ::looks at Casey carefully:: Andy?
MyGambit: Huh?
HaramisLT: You've said "Cool." 3 times in a row.
MyGambit: Damn!
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HaramisLT: You don't want to make him your sex monkey?
MattPulse: Euww...I don't want ANYONE to be my sex monkey, especially
Kevin Spacey!
MattPulse: I hope Dustin knows you use the term "sex monkey"...just so he's
prepared :D
HaramisLT: Hmm.. I need to quote that ;)
MattPulse: Okay, see now you're just pulling for anything to quote...here
wait, I'll say "hot, dirty sex!" just so you can quote it out of context.
:D
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MattPulse: hot, dirty sex!
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Surreal 28: took you awhile there ;)
HaramisLT: I was updating the page.
HaramisLT: I AM THE PAGE's SLAVE! ::cries::
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HaramisLT: I'll get more if you'll smoke my funny weed ;)
JenesisX: Light my fire, babe. ::g::
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4-16-98 |
HaramisLT: Got a minute? I need to compare a Southern
tradition to a Northern one.
Andy1251: Okay... inbreding vs. incest?
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HaramisLT: And I hoped to amuse you
JenesisX: You do amuse me, in other ways. =)
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MattPulse: I shall now bang my head in the wall...until I am weird enough
or funny enough, whichever comes first
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HaramisLT: Catching Spacey on Letterman?
MattPulse: oh yeah
HaramisLT: Telll me it's not sexual. >=D
MattPulse: It's not sexual...
MattPulse: It's admiration & respect
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SamuraiCoz: I need to go sleep with my cat now!
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3-19-98 |
JustBlank: I AM A FRUIT
LOOP!!! |
SamuraiCoz: Did I do something? :)
HaramisLT: No, but I need fodder, and you will do.
SamuraiCoz: Wow...now that was a good evil line..
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3-15-98 |
HaramisLT: That will work, Mini Me.
Andy1251: Okay, Big Me..
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Andy1251: This thing is loooong
HaramisLT: That's why I'm making you do it.
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Andy1251: How to
keep an idiot busy
Andy1251: Damn, that link must've kept you really busy.. ;)
HaramisLT: I can't figure out how to get to the page.
Andy1251: LOL!!!
Andy1251: Click on the link
HaramisLT: I was kidding!
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HaramisLT: Say something dumb, I'm begging.
Cykeclops: Isn't everything I say, dumb?
HaramisLT: Yes, but not entertaining.
HaramisLT: You walked in to that one.
Cykeclops: ::sigh and shakes head:: You wanted me to do something stupid
didn't you??
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Cykeclops: Woohoo! I'm famous! I'm famous! ::does the snoopy dance::
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JenesisX: My sea monkies are having sex as we speak!
HaramisLT: ::stares::
JenesisX: Stop staring at me like that! =D
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JenesisX: I'll just find a DS9 fic to read and occasionally pick my nose.
HaramisLT: QUOTE!
JenesisX: I'm Caliban! Caliban likes Friend Caliban's nose goblins!! Ack!!
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Archives |
I've discovered that a quick scan of my old PFC unearthed
a number of little jewels, although most of my saved conversations are too
incriminating to all parties involved to actually post them. Let me just
say, I have dirt on nearly everyone... yes, even you. Anyway, here is the
stuff that is neither too personal and damn funny as well.
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Emily blackmails Jim to get on the BXS site
SamuraiCoz: You're so jealous of
Casey...how...how...how...shameful. ;)
HaramisLT: Not really I'm just upset because she's mocked me for the last
three days straight for calling Denzel Washington a "hottie"
SamuraiCoz: Heh...what do you call him? ;)
HaramisLT: ::groans:: Jazz uses THE word.. don't make me sic JAZZ on you...
SamuraiCoz: What?! What!? Oy vey!
HaramisLT: Use hottie in a sentence or I get Jazz...
SamuraiCoz: Hey, I don't think he's a ho...you know!
HaramisLT: Hmmm.. Say it!! I'm serious.
SamuraiCoz: I won't! = )
HaramisLT: Okay JAAAAAZZZ!!!
SamuraiCoz: Nooooo!
SamuraiCoz: No...HER! =)
HaramisLT: Use "hottie"!
SamuraiCoz: Jim's a hottie!!! Jim's a hottie!!! ;)
HaramisLT: LOL!!
HaramisLT: That's better... I gues I won;t have to call Jazz, but you still
have to say "Denzel Washington is a hottie."
SamuraiCoz: Never! =P
SamuraiCoz: It'll come back to haunt me..
HaramisLT: SAY IT!!!
SamuraiCoz: No!
SamuraiCoz: NO NO NO!
SamuraiCoz: Denzel Washington is the Devil!
HaramisLT: Hottie.
SamuraiCoz: Denzel is shotty..
HaramisLT: Say hottie.. or I'll get Jazz
SamuraiCoz: Jimzel is a hottie!
HaramisLT: No.. "Denzel Washington is a hottie."
SamuraiCoz: HaramisLT: No.. "Denzel Washington is a hottie." There! Ya
happy!
HaramisLT: LOL!! C &Ps... perfect... Heads for the MBs
SamuraiCoz: GAH! :)
HaramisLT: This is very good. Now where are my stories going Jimmy-boy?
SamuraiCoz: The web-page =)
SamuraiCoz: Dammit. How come women always find someway to control me =/
SamuraiCoz: WOMEN! PAH! ;)
HaramisLT: That's better.. and everyone wonders how I became the leader of
NM in only 4 months.
SamuraiCoz: you manipulated Mike! :)
HaramisLT: That's right... ::eg::
HaramisLT: Bwhahahahahaha!!!
SamuraiCoz: Hmmm...I'll have to find some way...hmm..
HaramisLT: Don't you dare.. or everyone knows about Denzel.
SamuraiCoz: GAH!
HaramisLT: Whoo.. cool.. Jazz just made me BXS Enforcer.
SamuraiCoz: Damn!
HaramisLT: ::cracks knuckles:: Everyone will have their stuff in for the
Bugle now.
SamuraiCoz: Dammit. :)
SamuraiCoz: Mine is all in..heh..hehe. :)
SamuraiCoz: Really.
SamuraiCoz: Mean...girl. :)
HaramisLT: Damn.. I will have to find other work...
HaramisLT: I feel... evil.
HaramisLT: i like it. =D
SamuraiCoz: that's why I went back to being good. It felt...too...good...
HaramisLT: LOL!! that and Tracy whipped you...
SamuraiCoz: :)HEY! =)
SamuraiCoz: People better stop saying that. ;) I like it when she
whi...er...
HaramisLT: Um.. The Enforcer cannot hear icky love stuff.. must leave now.
SamuraiCoz: Hehe...;)
HaramisLT: Must go beat other late free-lancers...
HaramisLT: ::disappears into thin air:: (Could it be Satan)
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Casey and Emily at their best: This contains my most embarrasing
typo to date.
MyGambit: I'm so depressed, I'm eating all my stocking candy
tonight.
HaramisLT: NO!!!
MyGambit: :::talks with chips of Chocolate snowman at the corners of her
mouth::: Yes!!!
HaramisLT: Fine then. ::grabs her candy stash:: I'm going with you!
MyGambit: ::hic:: Cool!
HaramisLT: ::poops another resse's mini-cup::
HaramisLT: LOL!!
MyGambit: Ew.!
HaramisLT: that was supossed to be "pop"
MyGambit: Emily eats Scat!
HaramisLT: help I can't breathe!!
MyGambit: Poo eater!
HaramisLT: Nu-uh!!!
MyGambit: Yeah-huh!
MyGambit: I'm E-Mailing Mike and telling him!
HaramisLT: NO!!!!
MyGambit: DONE!
MyGambit: Subject: Guess what!?"
Emily eats poo!"
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Emily and Andy talk about Action Figures:
HaramisLT: Oh... Do you think Wolvie could talk Storm into
having sex with him?
Andy1251: Reading fan fics? ;) And I dunno.
HaramisLT: Actually my action figures fell over kinky...
Andy1251: ::snicker:: Ok...you definitly are delirious if action figures
falling on top of each other reminds you of sex... =)
HaramisLT: He landed on top of her.. it LOOKS kinky...
Andy1251: Ah...my Gambit figure is about to kill Seph... >=)
HaramisLT: I think Storm's enjoying it....
Andy1251: Pssst....it's only action figures! =)
HaramisLT: She's smiling.
Andy1251: Duh, because she was painted that way. =)
HaramisLT: You sure? She just went ">rowrrr<"
Andy1251: Ok...you've been premoted from delirious to insane. =)
HaramisLT: Now Wolvie's smoking.. I think they're done...
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Casey expresses her confusion about hard jeans:
MyGambit: Explain it to me like I'm a third grader, Andy. Levi's
Hard Jeans. Why?
Andy1251: Um...Hard...is...um... I can't do it without being perverted! ;D
MyGambit: You've seen the commercials right? Why? Aren't jeans supposed to
be worn, comfortable, a best friend?
Andy1251: Um..yeah.. =)
MyGambit: So...why hard jeans? Why jeans that are "Tough as cheap ply wood"
why, when you buy them, must you "learn how to walk all over again" ?
Andy1251: So they don't tear as easily?
MyGambit: When was the last time you tore a pair of jeans?
Andy1251: Good point..
MyGambit: Right on.
Andy1251: Then what the hell ARE hard jeans for?!
MyGambit: Exactly my point.
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quotes |
Everything in the charts was taken from
actual conversations, although some were obviously provoked out of the person.
Quotes have been edited for clarity and size but never content. If you would
like something from an IM conversation removed please tell me.
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