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6-22-99

FFS Avalanche
Beck240: (Hey Em )
JenesisX: (Em!! ::hugs her::)
HaramisLT: (Hi)
Shad Yalle: (Hi Person.;D)
HaramisLT: (::hugs Jen:: I'm here!)
JenesisX: (I see! =D)
Cykeclops: (Yay!)
Beck240: (::stands there, waiting for hug::)
JenesisX: ({{Beck}})
HaramisLT: (::bites Beck:: Hey there.)
Beck240: (Thank you)
Shad Yalle: (Oh my..;)


Shad Yalle: ::Gives Kari a puppy::
HaramisLT: ::eats puppy::
Tony Freex: stop hitting on her ;P
Tony Freex: I feel sick ;)
Shad Yalle: AH!
Cykeclops: I am sick. Stop complaining=)
HaramisLT: Me not hungry now
Shad Yalle: ::Steps further away from Hara:: ;)
HaramisLT: EMILY!
Cykeclops: ::has a headache and tummy does not feel well::
Tony Freex: hehe Hara
HaramisLT: MY NAME IS EMILY!!
Shad Yalle: AH!
Tony Freex: ok Hara ;)
HaramisLT: ARSEHEAD!
Tony Freex: hehe
Shad Yalle: ::Weeps::
HaramisLT: ::kicks Tony in his yo-yos::
Tony Freex: Kari has the yo-yo
Tony Freex: not me!
Cykeclops: Leave my Duncan alone, Em!
Shad Yalle: ::Gets Kari a new puppy::
Cykeclops: Where did I put that thing....
Tony Freex: hehe Kari names my yo-yos...
HaramisLT: LOL
Cykeclops: ::whines:: I lost my Duncan Butterfluy yo-yo....
Shad Yalle: Yo Yo's..
Tony Freex: heh heh
Shad Yalle: They're annoying. ;D


Shad Yalle: Hara. ;D
Shad Yalle: ::Hides::
Tony Freex: ::hands Kari an army helmet::
HaramisLT: ::punches Shad's kidneys through his back::
Shad Yalle: Ouch. ;)
Tony Freex: oh boy we get to huddle in a ditch together ;')
Shad Yalle: ::Replaces Kidneys and patches himself up:: All better. ;D
Shad Yalle: Emily. ;)
Shad Yalle: ::Cowers::
Tony Freex: better make it Mistress Emily, just to be safe ;)
HaramisLT: ::nods::
HaramisLT: Supreme Queen of All Darkness will do.
Shad Yalle: What about SQAD for short? ;)

4-16-99

From The BXS Special Meeting (Or The Questions You Will Never Hear)
SuperPulse: Will you raise the bear tax Tony?
SuperPulse: WILL YOU?
Tony Freex: Yes, no Bears will be allowed in BXS Matt
SuperPulse: DAMNATION!


HaramisLT: Should we fry Jim's head in oil?

SamuraiCoz: Is Emily evil enough so that when holy water hits her, it burns?


HaramisLT: Samurai ::snickers::
SamuraiCoz: Coz is easier or Jim...doesn't matter.
SuperPulse: er...that's not it
MyGambit: Summer....sausage...Jim...sausauge...
HaramisLT: LOL
SuperPulse: Why does it all come back to sausage Case? :D
HaramisLT: What's that, MG?
MyGambit: JimSausage!
MyGambit: "EmmmGeee! EmmGeee!! You tol' me ya'd meet me by the Batmobile!?"


HaramisLT: Do you think Ben's ever played a vampire?
Machnshin: Probably haramis
SamuraiCoz: I know he's a bloodsucking...er..nevermind. ;)
HaramisLT: It's important to me.
Beck240: A what Em?
HaramisLT: A VAMPIRE!
Tony Freex: Actually Em he has
Beck240: Your turning others into vampires behind my back ::cries::
HaramisLT: Aww.. of course I'm not, dear...
HaramisLT: We can suck Kari's blood.
Cykeclops: ACK!
Beck240: ::hands em a straw::



NM 4-10-99


LivngMusic: She's SATAN, Rosemary.


GienahV: You guys may want to wait until i've told you something..
Cykeclops: Yeah?
Andy1251: You're pregnant again?
Andy1251: Did a dog brush by your leg?


Andy1251: ::Wonders if he can control hell water::
MyGambit: It's not water.
Andy1251: What is it then?
Andy1251: Blood?
MyGambit: :::reaches in and pulls out a skull::: Yep.
Andy1251: Because that would be just...satanic..
MyGambit: [[The river flows into another tunnel]]
Tony Freex: Well actually blood is 75% water
MyGambit: Thanks Mr. Wizard.


MyGambit: We've...got a problem..
Tony Freex: Such as?
MyGambit: :::pulls out his arm::: The "water" goes down to my elbow.
MyGambit: The rest feels like bones.
MyGambit: Ths might just be mass grave or something.
Tony Freex: Hmm
Andy1251: Okay, now I speak for everyone when I say "ewww!"


ony Freex: ::conjures a flashlight for everyone::
MyGambit: Why don't you conjure night vision?
MyGambit: It will attract less attention to ourselves.
Tony Freex: I think Hell demons would know despite us having flashlights


MyGambit: [[Screaming and wailing assults their ears...]]
MyGambit: [[Ghostly spirits circle overhead in a giant circle...]]
Andy1251: Sounds like a Marylin Manson CD...


MyGambit: If it's hollow on the inside, we could drop straight down to the final level.
Andy1251: Do we really want to risk dropping in on Satan?
Andy1251: Like..what if he's busy...?


GienahV: ::Gets a wierd feeling:: Um Guys I dont like this...
Tony Freex: Yes Jas, this is a very big lesson to keep your legs closed


HaramisLT: I happen to have a map.
Andy1251: You have maps of hell?
Cykeclops: You have a map of hell?
Andy1251: Interesting habit you have...Wing.


WizBrett: So, Wing, when did you start exorcizing?
WizBrett: (um I misspelled that)


LivngMusic: ::Smiles:: Kick the baby...


WizBrett: Why didn't you tell any of us?
HaramisLT: It's my family business, what did it matter to you?
WizBrett: I'm just curious
WizBrett: I think it's all interesting.. you don't have to snap at me for caring.
HaramisLT: Anyway how else could I have fought fairies in Taylon?
WizBrett: I don't know.. I wasn't there
WizBrett: It was just kind of a rude awakening.. I had no idea you were into the occult
Cykeclops: ::gives Blur the "It was a rude awakening to you?" look::


Tony Freex: Ok, well Wing, whats your plan?
HaramisLT: Plan... let me see, we get our asses kicked back to the surface.
Andy1251: Good plan, Wing. I like that better than the "falling to our death" thing.


Tony Freex: We just have to get the Child from him
HaramisLT: But, if we can distract her out of his hands...
Tony Freex: ::nods::
Andy1251: Sure..we distract the ruler of Hell...sounds easy...
Andy1251: So, do we tell him a few jokes, ask him to play evil Scrabble, or what?


Tony Freex: I could conjure an Allterrain vehicle
Tony Freex: ::walks a little bit away and tries to conjure a hovertank::
Tony Freex: ::with and Ion Cannon ^_^::
MyGambit: [[Conjure conjures an ATV...with an ice-cream cone sticking on one of the seat instead of a cannon]]
RFlagg666: ::looks at it:: nice weapon....in case of emergency, poke him in eye with a sprinkle


Tony Freex: Anyone want some Music? this thing has a CD player and i brought my Jewel CD!
RFlagg666: Only cd we got is jewel
MyGambit: [[Faint schreeching can be heard]]
Tony Freex: No... I have Ace of Base too!
WizBrett: Please shoot me.
LivngMusic: Jewel. So it's really hell now.
RFlagg666: Yep...ace of base and Jewel...all we need is yanni!


WizBrett: Maybe if I screech out some more Jewel they'll go away...
Andy1251: Maybe they like Jewel. It is hell, you know.


HaramisLT: ::flying lika a bat out of..ahh, nevermind::

3-15-99

GienahV: Nothing is ever easy..
SuperPulse: I dunno...Monopoly Junior's pretty easy...


RFlagg666: ::M so only hoe can hear him:: this is bad, isn't it...


RFlagg666: hey tone...
Tony Freex: Yeah?
RFlagg666: watch your ass
MyGambit: (Oh lord...of all the action movie cliche's)
Cykeclops: (At least someone hasn't said, "I'll be back"=)
MyGambit: ("Now you're going to have to deal with BOTH of us!!")


WizBrett: She's just a little girl
MyGambit: [[Combust: Just like you, huh Blur?]]


WizBrett: ::pushes him into the wall:: Listen, you little punk..
GienahV: I know enough to hand you your ass...if i need to
Andy1251: I'll remember that when I need a new ass.


RFlagg666: and I think I'm fucking freud....
MyGambit: Ignoring people is dangerous.
Tony Freex: (LANGUAGE!!! :P)
MyGambit: (Oh poo! Who cares?)
Tony Freex: (I do! :)
MyGambit: (Puritan.)
RFlagg666: (Republican)
Tony Freex: (no i just don't like that word ok?)
MyGambit: (Ouch Mike..)


Andy1251: Things love impaling me.


Tony Freex: (Sky: I doubt you could anyway, bet he could kick your ass ;)
RFlagg666: (conjure: so blake, you wanna shag now or shag later)
MyGambit: (:O)
Tony Freex: (Mike mike... why do you retailiate with Anger? ;)
MyGambit: (And when it happens there is a certain dance you must perform. We call it "the sack dance"
MyGambit: It does something like this...)
RFlagg666: (I blame a bad childhood moshing accident....)

MyGambit: (Roeshambeau!!)

Andy1251: Jewel's new CD is cool.
JPUGA 19: "If I could tell the world just one thing it would be to praise me"


Tony Freex: POKEMON! ::jumps up out of bed::
Tony Freex: ::nude::
MyGambit: (:::screams:::)
Tony Freex: (hey if Wing and Jas get Nude scenes so does Conjure ;D)


GienahV: ::Has been in the shower for the past 2 hours::
JPUGA 19: ( Gee she must look like a prune! )
Andy1251: (Bastet's hairy?)
HaramisLT: [[That's right and Jasmine used all the hot water.]]


Andy1251: So...what're you gonna do today?
MyGambit: Absolutely nothing
Andy1251: What a coincidence...have you been looking at my dayplanner?
Andy1251: Or have you just memorized my life?
HaramisLT: (No, but I have seen a cheesy pick-up line before.)



SeanFFS: ::stands up and looks out the peep hole::
MyGambit: [[Blake sees a tall man, dark hair, about in his 30s with Glasses and a suit on]]
MyGambit: [[Dashing good looks.]]
SeanFFS: ::opens the door::
Tony Freex: (heh Blake thinks he has Dashing good looks? ;)
Andy1251: (LOL)
SeanFFS: (Wait a minute!!! ::grin::)
MyGambit: (Er...sorry Kari...;D)
HaramisLT: (Blake likes boys.)
MyGambit: (K, screw it...)
MyGambit: [[The guy's tall, about in his 30's and bald.]]
Tony Freex: (Bake still wants him ;)


SeanFFS: ::gets up:: Need help?::to TF::


JenesisX: ::falls off his horse, lodging his finger up his nose:::
Cykeclops: ::trying to ignore Caliban::
AOPC Mav: Sam: ::gets off horse and looks into cave::
JenesisX: Ouch! Caliban touched Caliban's brain!



A Special Section from an Avlanche SIM:
HaramisLT: C : Wow.
Beck240: ::stands there, panting:: Jessie Smash puny bunnies . . .
Beck240: I mean . . . they're dead


Cykeclops: [[A yellow brick road forms underneath their feet]]
AOPC Mav: Whoa!
HaramisLT: C: ::stares down::
Cykeclops: [[And little munchkins surround them]]
HaramisLT: S: ::jumps and then looks self-consious::
HaramisLT: C: :screams like a little girl::
HaramisLT: C: I HATE MIDGETS!
AOPC Mav: Eek!
Cykeclops: Reeve: Cid...did you spike me drink--?! OW! That was my ear...
Cykeclops: Munch: Follow the Yellow brick road!
HaramisLT: C ::jumps behinds Seph::
Cykeclops: Munch#2: Yeah! Follow the yellowbrick road!
HaramisLT: C: Protect me you big burly man, you.
Cykeclops: Red:Wimp.
HaramisLT: S: ::shoves Cid::
HaramisLT: S: Stay...away...
AOPC Mav: I'm getting really freaked out...
HaramisLT: S: This is odd.
Cykeclops: [[Two of them tug on Cait's arm, pulling him toward the Highwind]]
HaramisLT: C: ::kicks a munch::
HaramisLT: C: Don't touch me!
Cykeclops: [[When Barett appears in a pink dress and a magic wand]]
HaramisLT: C: ::gags::
AOPC Mav: Ha!
HaramisLT: S: :eyebrows migrate to his hairline::
Cykeclops: Barret: Foos! I'm the--No smartin' Cat!
HaramisLT: (I always knew Andy was a fairy.)


Beck240: ::whines:: My boobs fell off