Do you want to earn money in your spare time?
Did your girl/boy friend recently leave you, because you don't have any money?
Do you want to make money from your misfortune?
Did they also leave their things behind as a constant reminder of what you have lost?
Well now you can!
Start an account on Ebay.
Buy a digital camera.
sell everything they left behind.
It's so simple!
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