Evil Doings in Fabville--with The Villainous Lurking Monte
In a dark and imposing house on the outskirts of Fabville, a lone, shadowy figure sits by the flickering light of a computer terminal....

"My plans are nearly complete.  Soon, no one will be able to stop me.  Not even the Wondrous Fabu-Friendz.  First, the Boom Boom Room, next Fabville, and then the World!!"

Meanwhile, at the Kove Of Kontemplation--secret hideout of The Groovilicious Rakoon Torche--our hero returns home after again defeating his arch-enemy, the despicable Supervisory Weasel...

"Yeah! I taught that Weasel a lesson he'll never forget, you know what I'm sayin'?  Now I can just chill!  Groovilicious!  Yo, Mr. Roboto! Fix me a milkshake, willya?"
[Good evening, sir...will that be chocolate or vanilla?]

"Both--and mix in some strawberry too!  Man, you should have seen how I defeated that moron Weasel!  It was awesome!  First, I smashed his Mismanagement Machine with my Rakoon Battleaxe, then I used my molecular control to change the wreckage of his machine into a cage, which I used to trap him!  Dude, you should've been there!  He was--

< BZZZZZZZZZZT!  BZZZZZZZZZZZT! >

"The Torche-Alarm! What's up with THAT? Yo, Roboto! Give me a...uh, a..whatchamacallit?  When you want to know what's going on?"

[Status report, sir? But I don't believe that will be necessary. That sound was--]

"That's it, yeah! Status report! Now, dude, NOW!"