Crypt of Caffine,Hall of Scripture and the Place of the Demented Mind

You walk down the pathway to the Crypt past the screamings and terrible gnashings of teeth until you come into a wide chamber lit by two large candles with a young man seated at a desk,arms folded watching you enter.In his eyes the light of the zeaot dances along with the burning light of insanity.He wears altogether far too much jewelery for any sane man and wants more.It is entirely possible that in later life magnets should be avoided.His eyes look over you and he speaks in a deep voice in an archaic manner.
Yea!,an so it was Prophesised that thou shouldst come unto the Light of Caffine soest that thou mayest recive instruction from the Almighty Caffinated One and go forth into the lands to spread the Word of the Bean unto the Heathens and smiting thine enemy righteously with this,thine Holy Thermos!
The rather odd young man raises a thermos on high to the chanting of the Brethern per recorded on CD and on sale now!.(enough shameless plugs for something that doesn't even exist..yet.).The young man puts the Thermos down and seems to adopt a more normal manner with only a slight twitch every now and then. So the question is who am I is that it?.Well apart from the obviously disturbed person you just saw i might be upto ten different people all at once and most of them called Bob since it doesn't tax my imagination or name plates on doors,umm no.I am Russ,known to some as Russ the Third,the Incarnation of Caffine,and Lord of Madness due to my obvious grip of sanity.What?.What am I doing here?.Rambling off course!,what does it look like?.Oh allright I'll say something to the point if I really have to,spoil-sport. He snorts and makes a face.I live in the chilly and very damp climes of Scotland in the British Isles,don't ask me why,I didn't put them here!,use a bit of common sense!,and no I don't wear a kilt,they're bloody freezing,I mean air conditioning is all well and good but that's just ridiculous!.What do I do?.Absolutely nothing if at all possible.Umm I study Biology when I have to do the work thing otherwise I role-play with a vengance in lots of different systems,I also play Magic the Gathering from time-to-time,do a spot of fishing since i like to eat fish.I walk s well,I mean who wouldn't with all these hills,and well hills,and theres bigger hills too.I have also been known once in two weeks to decend upon Edinbrugh with a vengance for a good night out at the Gothic night club there.Otherwise that's about it,oh I do web site as well from time-to-time when I can be bothered. The strange man rises from behind the desk and pours himself a coffee.Well I suppose you want to know what's in this bit then?.I thought so,never satisfied you people.Well then if you like you can go and see he Hall of Scripture in which you may find the creation of the world in accordance with the Bean and other similar pieces of insane humour.You can also if you really,really want to go and have a look at some of my more serious theories on various things,they might be right,they might be wrong and no doubt they'll change at some point,but for now they are my thoughts.Finaly you can go and take a look at people that I know and play with online or go out with drinking in real life.Well,what are you waiting for?.Get out,I have a sermon to give on the coming of the Holy Bean unto the world in the Dark past!