Ponderings
Here are some Pondering by me or some of my best friends.
Hotcakes
Syncronized Swimmers


Here are some pondering summited by other people.
Wo-person - - by Nick Distler
Smurett - - by Sarah Castator

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Hotcakes
This one came from either me or my best friend Nick Streeby. We both argue over who made it up, so i'll just give us both credit for it.
Have you ever heard the phrase "it's selling like hotcakes?" This is a very interesting phrase, since when have hotcakes become so popular? If hotcakes sell so well, shouldn't there be lots of nation wide hotcake restauant chains poping up all over. You know what, I haven't saw them yet. If hotcakes do sell so well, why don't componies stop sell what they are and invest it all into the hotcakes market? Or i guess you could take that the opposite way. Boy this product is selling like hotcakes, i just can't get rid of it.

Syncronized Swimmers
This question has made us wonder about life since the dawn of time. Even more important than the "who came first the chicken or the egg" question, since we all know that answer. If a syncronized swimmer drowns, would the rest of the swimmers also drown? This brings up two very important arguments. 1. If they all drown, just think of the score they would get. How could you beat a pool full of dead swimmers? You just can't top that. And all the swimmers have an honorable death. 2. Now if they don't drown, the whole performance is ruined. How could they ever show their faces in public, after that kind of performance. They lose the performance and let the entire team down.

Wo-person - - by Nick Distler
Have you ever noticed how the feminists always want to change all references from man to person? An example would be mailman is now mailperson. Cable guy is now cableperson. But what about the word woman. It also includes the man suffix. So should we now call all women woperson? Or the plural.... wopeople??

Smurfett - - Sarah Castator
On the TV cartoon "The Smurfs", you might have noticed that the only female smurf was Smurfett. And on the same note, you might have noticed that there were many children running around, and yet she was never pregnant. Which as we all know, TV is here to provide quality entertainment while only showing the shows that are educational and are fully truthful according to the law that is governed by the state they are viewed with in. Which leads me to ponder a few differnt possibley that could make this as believeable as possible.
1. Maybe there is another village that is full of females with only one guy. And the village Smurfett is from adopts from the other village full of females.
2. Maybe the smurfs are more advanced in technology then they let on, and are raising test tube babies....
3. Maybe smurfs can get mined in a mine.
4. Maybe smurfs are really aliens....


Do you have a pondering that you would like to have shown on my page? Just e-mail it to me and i will put it up as soon as possible.Wesley Stewart