Welcome to Kayan's hole in the ground....

There are many interesting "things" about me.. none of which are actually important...so I won't bother to even put them here.... Now.. if you decide they are important.. or atleast spark your curiosity...feel free to ask me, or make obscene comments to me... I might actually enjoy them....you never know...don't hold back...its not an easy task to offend me...mind ye...If ye so desireth to messageth me on Icq.. my number#: is 11593831... or email, at The_Cow@prodigy.net

yeah yeah.. moo moo.. ... i've heard it all, and some more...

And no.. I am not a cow (anymore)..If ye can't or won't believe this.. then check out my collection of pictures...

I'm 4'9, 220 lbs, long curly brown hair.. goes all the down my back.. yellow eyes, and big coke bottle eye glasses....the women just can't resist my big... brain... or whatever you call it....

My page used to be filled with tons of fancy artwork... lots of fantasy, sci-fi and just plain out weird little graphics and pics... and why?.. because I thought it was cool... well..just so you all know.. its NOT...other then a few pics.. there wasn't anything of any real use.. or interest...Sure.. I might have spent a week designing all that crap...Not like anyone would spend more then 20 seconds.. going... "oooh... aaah"...before going on elsewhere.

So now... in light of that.. you all will just have to read whatever nonsense I decide to put here....like this...see?... much better.. don't you agree?

I'll set up a page with some jokes (sick n twisted of course)...and theres my bio page.. and what else?...Who knows?......

Kayan's Hole in the ground:

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