Clifford the Juggling Pig!

 

Clifford falls into the clutches of the Professor.

In his clowns outfit and his bobble hat,

He's not a dog and not a cat!

He's Clifford, the Juggling Pig!

 

Adventure is his middle name,

If you meet him your life will never be the same!

He's Clifford, the Juggling Pig!

 

And, his name is Clif . . .ford and he's a pig,

That ain't a mask and that sure ain't a wig!

( Oh no it ain't ! )

Yes, he's a p . . . ig and his name is Clifford,

Is this the strangest rhyme you've ever heard!

 

I'd like to say he's thin,

But, he's really quite fat.

He juggles as well,

Well fancy that!

He's Clifford, the Juggling Pig!

 

Though people say that he's quite small,

He's the greatest with his juggling balls!

He's Clifford the Juggling Pig!

 

And, his name is Clif . . .ford and he's a pig,

That ain't a mask and that sure ain't a wig!

( Oh no it ain't ! )

Yes, he's a p . . . ig and his name is Clifford,

Is this the strangest rhyme you've ever heard!

 

He's been to France,

He's been to Spain,

He says he won't go there again!

He's Clifford, the juggling pig!

 

Chased by butchers everyday,

" Stick your sausage! ", is what he'll say!

He's Clifford, the juggling pig!

 

And, his name is Clif . . .ford and he's a pig,

That ain't a mask and that sure ain't a wig!

( Oh no it ain't ! )

Yes, he's a p . . . ig and his name is Clifford,

Is this the strangest rhyme you've ever heard!

 

You may think that you've seen it all,

But, this little pig will still enthrall!

He's Clifford, the juggling pig!

 

So listen now to what I know,

He's a true, true, true hero!

He's Clifford the juggling pig!

 

And, his name is Clif . . .ford and he's a pig,

That ain't a mask and that sure ain't a wig!

( Oh no it ain't ! )

Yes, he's a p . . . ig and his name is Clifford,

Is this the strangest rhyme you've ever heard!

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