1) I HATE pop music with a passion. Out of all the things in life, i think i hate pop music the most. I hate the backstreet boys, i hate nsync, i hate Rickey Martin and I hate all of that kind of music. None of these people write their own songs or play their own music, but all the little people in teenybopper land see a pretty face on MTV and go "Wow they are cute. I think i'm gonna buy their cd because that's all they play on the radio, so it MUST be cool." I'm sick and tired of seeing dancing sugar plum fairies (boybands) ((Quote Patrick Larose))
2) Also, I HATE the radio. Why you ask? Have any of you listened to the radio lately?? It's the same 20 POP songs OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER. I hate it!! Never once can anything of any listening value be played on the radio. All the radio consists of are about 30 minutes of commercials and about 25 stright minutes of Brittney spears and backstreet boys. The only radio station that I will listen to is KLSU because they actually do play some pretty cool music and they also object to pop music.
3) I HATE when people call me "Dawson." Why do you do it, people? You know it pisses me off and yet you do it anyway just to piss me off which pisses me off any more. To anyone who is reading this CALL ME MATT!!!! STOP CALLING ME BY MY LAST NAME!!!
4) I HATE those HEINZ 57 commercials. You know the ones "HEINZ 57 ketchup has issues...." Those accomplish nothing but annoy the hell out of me. They in no way shape or form make me want to purchase a bottle of ketchup. (I saw one of those about 5 minutes ago and it annoyed me so that's what made me think of it)
5) I HATE the song "Mambo #5." This has got to be one of the worst songs in the history of mankind. (yeah that's right brent, adam, michael wong, and anyone else who likes the song) This kind of goes along with the radio thing, but I really do hate that song!
6) I HATE Nicole Chrsitina. YOU SCREWED ME OVER AT HOMECOMMING SOPHMORE YEAR, AND I WILL FOREVER HATE YOU.
7) I HATE when people who live like 3 blocks away from me try to charge me gas money when they take me home. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Your Parents give you $300 a week anyway. What do you need the money for you jerk?)
8) I HATE whenever people call "shotgun" for something and then everyone around them says "oooohhhhhh." like you just insulted me or something. What does this accomplish? If you knew me, you would realize that I think calling shotgun in a car is stupid. I can understand calling shotgun for a seat in like a chair or something, but why does everyone around you say "oooohhhhhh" after shotgun is called?
9) I HATE when all these girls send you all these e-mails that say "THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!" and then you go to it, and it's that stupid hampster dance page. I have never seen anything more homosexual than that damn hampster dance page. In fact, I have found one of my favorite sites on the internet. It's called "The kill the hampster dance page" here's a link to it Click here
10)
I HATE when people are like "DUDE, you're DRUNK" and you really aren't.
GOD DAMN that pisses me off so much. All it does it prove your stupidity,
so do yourself a favor and shut the hell up! I SWEAR TO GOD.. the
next person that tells me that (RYAN HEBERT).. I'm going to twist jagged
shards of glass in your eye.
11) I
HATE people who can't listen to a song all the way through! That
is SO ANNOYING!! You listen to the first 20 seconds, change it to
a different song, listen to 15 seconds of that, and then go back.
JUST LISTEN TO THE DAMN SONG!!!
12)
I HATE that god damn lil troy song "Wanna be a.... baller, shot caller..."
THAT IS THE SECOND worst song ever (next to mambo #5.) And, it tends
to get a little more annoying after you've heard it 700+ times. Whoever
wrote that song, please do the following:
1) eat shit
2) kill yourself
thank you