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Kramer- "I'm Cosmo Kramer, the assman!"

Elaine- "That is my ass in your window."

Kramer- "I need the secure packaging of jockey's. My boys need a house."

Kramer- "The bra is for ladies. Meet the bro."

Jerry- "Damn moyle, he circumsized my finger. The moyle circumsized my finger."

Kramer- "There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping I'm flopping."

Kramer- "Giddyup."

Kramer- "I got gonnorhea."

Newman- "Hello Jerry."

Jerry- "Hello Newman."

Jerry- "To the idiotmobile."

Frank- "Well it sucks!"

George- "Well the jerkstore called and they're running out of you."

Elaine- "The male body is utilitarian, it's for getting around, it's like a jeep."

George- "You have to have a good story, otherwise it is just masturbation."

George- "I believe it is menage trois."

Soup Nazi- "No soup for you!"

Jerry- "Little Jerry is a lean mean pecking machine."

Jerry- "Why don't we all have on big pee party."

Jerry- "I call you Pimple Popper MD!"

Kramer- "Dr. Cosmo Kramer, proctology."

George- "The water I had been swimming in was very cold and when I dropped the towel their had been significant shrinkage."

Kramer- "You are one sick mama."

DA- "State your name."
Soup Nazi- "Yev Kassem."
DA- "Could you please spell that?"
Soup Nazi- "No! Next question!"

Kramer- "We're on this guy like stink on a monkey!"

George- "I declare this the summer of George!"

Jerry- "There was no pick. I did not pick. No, no pick!"

George- "Yada yada yada."