Don't Look Up Now..
By Elizabeta
© Spring 1999
You told me I should look up
and I did just what you said
I saw a huge flying saucer
hovering over my head
I was abducted by some aliens
from a planet far away
They put some chips in my head
An experiment on what teenagers think every day.
I told a few people about my experience
and you'd be surprised how word spreads!
Somehow the Goverment found out
and now they want my head
The Men in Dark Suits
are following me everywhere
Everytime I turn around
a big black car is there
And it's all your fault!
You dirty no good creep!
The MiB's haunt my waking hours,
and the UFO's invade my sleep.
I realize you were trying to cheer me up,
but your advice wasn't all that good.
I guess I took what you said too seriously -
a figure of speech totally misunderstood.
So next time you give someone advice
please explain the meaning of what you said
Misunderstandings can get someone angry,
abducted by aliens and pestered by the feds.
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