This dull little page contains the long confusing disclaimer:

Mulder and Scully and the rest of the characters on the X-files belong to Chris Carter and Ten Thirteen Productions and I think also Fox TV. The characters of the Simpsons belong to Fox TV. I mean no copyright infringement and I am not making any money off of them. Don't sue me cuz I don't have any money.

None of the photos or soundclips at this site are mine. I have copied them from the different websites. If you object to this please email me and I will remove the pictures immediately. I mean no copyright infringement and I am not making any money off of this.

I'm not too sure who the Holy Bible belongs to and whether or not it has a copyright on it but I mean no harm to it nor do I dare claim that there is any truth to my version. Nor do I dare in anyway want to deify Chris Carter and put down the Lord. And I don't believe Chris Carter is anything more than a wonderfully creative normal person. My parody of the Holy Bible was written only for entertainment purposes and I hope that none of you find it offenseive. If any of you are extremely unhappy of what I've done. Please ask me nicely and maybe I will consider removing it.