ARE YOU A DESCENDANT OF THE APES?
By: Robert T. Lee

Sometimes it is appropriate to refer to atheists as "descendants of the apes." I'm sure all of them are highly honored by that title since they are the ones who claim that ape are their noble ancestors.
I wouldn't go as far as to say 'noble' but I acknowledge that my distant relatives may have swung from trees and even at some point crawled out of the swamp. (I may be setting myself up for a major insult here :) )
This explains why atheists have devised the animalistic and heathenistic philosophy of atheism. It is because that is the best philosophy the apes' descendants can come up with. That is as high as they can rise in their thinking. There has never been an ape during the history of apes that achieved the ability to perceive the existence of God and to worship Him. And so, it is not surprising that all of apes' descendants are void of that ability as well.
Got it in for apes have we? Apes are one of the most versatile animals on the planet. They are capable of learning and interacting within a society. They have social hierachies and yes, they probably don't worship a god. (Or believe in fairies, pixies and Santa.)
This also explains the awful heathen and abominable fruit descendants of apes produce in the society - why they are so lawless. It must have been a terrible group of apes they descended from, because when you observe apes that exist today, all of them do exactly what apes are suppose to do. But atheists cannot do anything right. Apes today are more civilized than atheists.
I was actually hoping for a scientific rebuttal against Darwin's works. But sadly no, it's back to Mr Lee's name calling. Predictable. :(
True Christians have a far more noble fountain from whence they descended. We were originally created by the Almighty God - created in His image. We did not have to evolve to a higher state, but from the beginning, were created by God as perfect as humans can be. Even though we fell from our created state of perfection in the first man Adam, our Maker brings us back by His uplifting grace. But atheists, as descendants of the apes, have never and will never reached the level of perfection in which God originally created all mankind.
So lets get this clear. Mr Lee WAS an atheist. Therefore he is also descended from an ape. Or perhaps I'm just being stupid, and once you BELIEVE in God you then lose all your primate ancestors. Yes, that's it! Must be great being a christian...
If atheists were human, and weren't descendants of the apes, they might be able to perceive the beauty of the existence of God, and might have a chance at receiving God's grace. But alas, animals don't have that ability and God has no intention on saving animals.
Yeah, God hates animals thats why he ordered Noah to create the Ark. But hold on! What did God then ask Noah to do when he got to dry land? Why he wanted one of each SACRIFICED! (Read the bible, it is quite amazing just how stupid a god can be!) Mr Lee! You may have a point!
Isn't it incredible how so many species manage to live in harmony without the need for a deity. Perhaps we CAN learn a lot from the 'lower life forms'
Creationism? So what about.... Dinosaurs?

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