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"She won't return my phone calls," a pathetic loser probably said, "I left messages on her machine. Why won't she call me back?"
As the great poet David Lee Roth once stated "I feel her from across the room, yes it's love in the third degree"
"If she's within a 100 yards of 'ya, it's like being in the presence of
God," a leading expert admitted.
"I know that she's perfect because she won't have anything to do with
me," another loser stated.
Other top stories from across Texas . . .
The Legend
of Weatherford Texas
Concerns the Monster which haunts Lake Weatherford and the cover-up to keep
it a secret from the rest of the world
Tarleton
State University-Secret Government Research and other cool stuff you never
knew was going on.
The study of dead space critters is just a small part of what TSU is all
about
The Alamo
Part 2: Die Foreigner Die: The Revenge of Davy Crockett
Rumors about a sequel to John Wayne's classic film Featuring Arnold
Schwarzenegger as Davy Crockett, Bruce Willis as William B. Travis and Sylvester
Stallone as James Bowie
The Texas
Connection: Conflicting Myths About the Lincoln Assassination And Just How
Weatherford and Granbury, Texas Are Involved
Did President Lincoln Fake His Own Death And Flee To Weatherford, Texas?
Adventures
of a Private Eye
Major motion picture starring Cameron Diaz And Chewbacca the Wookie
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