Lie to Me
James- C'mon, Mom. She's always late.
Drusilla- Are you lost?
James- No. My mom's just supposed to pick me up is all.
Drusilla- Do you want me to walk you home?
James- No, thank you.
Drusilla- My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. Run and catch The lamb is caught in the blackberry patch... She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body?
James- I'm not supposed to talk to people.
Drusilla- Oh. Well, I'm not a person, see, so that's just...
Angel- Run home.
Drusilla- My Angel!
Angel- Hello, Drusilla.
Drusilla- Do you remember the song mummy used to sing me? Pretty.
Angel- I remember.
Drusilla- Yes, you do.
Angel- Drusilla, leave here. I'm offering you that chance. Take Spike and get out.
Drusilla- Or you'll hurt me? No. No, you can't. Not anymore.
Angel- If you don't leave it'll go badly. For all of us.
Drusilla- My dear boy's gone all away, hasn't he? To her.
Drusilla- You sing he sweetest little song. Won't you sing for me, hm? Don't you love me anymore?
Spike- Darling! I heard a funny thing just now. Lucious tells me that you went out on a hunt the other night.
Drusilla- My tummy was growly. And you were out. Come on. I'll pout if you don't sing.
Spike- You, um, meet anyone? Anyone interesting? Like Angel?
Drusilla- Angel.
Spike- Yeah. So... What might you guys have talked about, then? Old times? Childhood pranks? It's a little off, you two so friendly, him being the enemy and all that.
Drusilla- I'll give you a seed if you sing.
Spike- The bird's dead, Dru. You left it in a cage, and you didn't feed it, and now it's all dead, just like the last one. Oh, I'm sorry baby. I'm a bad, rude man. I just don't like you goin' out, that's all. You are weak. Would you like a new bird? One that's not dead?
Ford- I would totally live here.
Spike- Do I have anyone on watch here? It's called security, people. Are you all asleep? Or did we finally find a restaurant that delivers?
Ford- I know who you are.
Spike- Yeah, I know who I am, too. So what?
Ford- I came looking for you, Spike. You are Spike, right? William the Bloody?
Spike- You've got a real death wish. It's almost interesting. Oh, this is great. This'll be very useful. So, how did you find me?
Ford- That doesn't matter. I've got something to offer you. I-I'm pretty sure this is the part where you take out a watch and say I've got thirty seconds to convince you not to kill me? It's traditional.
Spike- Well, I don't go much for tradition.
Drusilla- Wait, love.
Spike- Well?
Ford- Oh c'mon! Say it! It's no fun if you don't say it.
Spike- What? Oh. You've got thirty seconds to convince me not to kill you.
Ford- Yes! See, this is the best! I wanna be like you. A vampire.
Spike- I've known you for two minutes, and I can't stand you. I don't really feature you livin' forever. Can I eat him now, love?
Quotes from the Episode:
School Hard
Spike- *YOU* were *THERE*. Oh Please! If every vampire who said they were at the crucifixion was actually there, it would've been like Woodstock.
Vampire #1- I ought to rip your throat out!
Spike- I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person and spent the next 6 hours watchin my hand move. So! Who do you kill for fun around here?
Annointed One- Who *ARE* you?
Spike- Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
Annointed One- Can you? Kill them. I mean.
Spike- A lot faster than Nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I *LOVE* to brag! There was this one Slayer during the Boxer Rebellion, and... *Turns and sees Drusilla* Drusilla... You shouldn't be walking around. You're weak.
Drusilla- Look at all the people. Are these nice people?
Spike- We're getting along.
Drusilla- *About Colin* This one has power. I could feel it from the outside.
Spike- Yeah. He's the big noise in these parts. Anointed, and all that.
Drusilla- *To Colin*Do you like daisies? Hm? I plant them, but they always die. Everything I put in the ground withers and dies. Spike? I'm cold.....
Spike- I've got you.
Drusilla- I'm a princess.
Spike- That's what you are.
Drusilla- I can't see her. The Slayer. I can't see. It's dark where she is. Kill her. Kill her, Spike. Kill her for me?
Spike- It's done, baby.
Drusilla- Kill her for princess?
Spike- I'll chop her into messes.
Drusilla- You are my sweet... my little Spike.
Spike- Where's the phone? I need to call the police. There's some big guy out there trying to bite somebody.
Spike- Nice work, love.
Buffy- Who are you?
Spike- You'll find out on Saturday.
Buffy- What happens on Saturday?
Spike- I kill you.
Drusilla- Miss Edith speaks out of turn. She's a bad example, and will have no cakes today. Shhhh.
Spike- Darling, are you going to eat something?
Drusilla- I'm not hungry. I miss Prague.
Spike- You nearly died in Prague. Idiot mob. This is the place for us. (leads her to the bed) The Hellmouth will restore you, put color in your cheeks, metaphorically speaking, and in a few week's time...
Drusilla- The stars will align, and smile down on us.
Spike- And then, God, this town will burn.
Drusilla- Oh, pretty, fire!
*Hears chanting*
Drusilla- They're preparing.
Spike- St. Vigious is coming up. Should be a party.
Drusilla- You should go up with them and plan.
Spike- Dru...
Drusilla- The boy doesn't trust you. They follow him. I think sometimes that all my hair will fall out and I'll be bald.
Spike- Never happen. Alright. I'll go up and get chanty with the fellas, but *you* got to do me one favor. Eat something.
Drusilla- You see, Miss Edith? If you'd been good you could watch with the rest.
Spike- I'm a veal kind of guy. You're too old to eat. *Grabs his head and snaps his neck* But not to kill. I feel better.
Spike- Slaaayer! Here, kitty, kittyyy. I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna suck 'em dry. And use their bones to bash your head in. *Kicks in a door.* Are you getting a word picture?
Spike- Someone's in the ceiling!
Spike- People still fall for that Anne Rice routine. What a world!
Spike- You Uncle Tom! Come on, people! This isn't a spectator sport!
Spike- Fe, fi, fo fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl.
Buffy- Do we really need weapons for this?
Spike- I just like them. They make me feel all manly. The last Slayer I killed... she begged for her life. You don't strike me as the begging kind.
Buffy- You shouldn'ta come here.
Spike- Sorry I messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. I'll tell you what. As a personal favor from me to you I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
Buffy- No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.
Drusilla- Spike, did she hurt you?
Spike- It was close, baby, but...
Drusilla- Oh, come here.
Spike- A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
Drusilla- You'll kill her, and then we'll have a nice celebration.
Spike- Yeah, a party.
Drusilla- Yeah. With streamers... and songs.
Spike- How's the annoying one?
Drusilla- He doesn't wanna play.
Spike- Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
Quotes from the Episode;
"The Becoming"
Spike- Nice walk pet?
Drucilla- Meet an old man didn't like him, he got stuck in my teeth
Spike- Its a big rock, can't wait to tell my friends they don't have a rock this big
Angel- Spike my boy you never did learn your history
Spike- Lets have a lesson then
Spike- Let me guess, someone pulls out the sword
Angel- Someone worthy
Spike- The demon wakes up--wackiness insues
Kendra- This is my luck stake- I have killed many vampires with it - I call it Mr. Pointy
Buffy- You named your stake
Kendra- Yes
Buffy- Remind me to get you a stuffed animal
Buffy- This is a beautiful moment were'll having can we please fight?
Angel- I didn't come here to fight- gosh I was hoping we could get back together do you think we have a chance?
Buffy- What?
Angel- All right were'll fight
Spike- And you got people, billions of people walking around like happy meals with legs all right here
Spike- What your mom doesn't know
Mom- Know what?
Buffy- That I'm in a band, a rock band with Spike here
Spike- Right she plays the the triangle
Buffy- Drums
Mom- And what do you do?
Spike- Well the same
Mom- Have we met?
Spike- um, you hit me with an axe one time remeber "get the hell away from my daughter"
Mom- So do you live around here?
Buffy- She killed Kendra
Spike- Dru bagged a slayer she didn't tell me good for her , well though not from your perspective I surpose
Spike- I don't want to hurt you baby, doesn't mean I won't
Xander- Giles, Giles can you walk
Giles- Xander? your not real
Xander- Sure I'm real
Giles- Its a trick to get inside my head make me see things I want
Xander- Then why do they make you see me ?
Giles- Oh right lets go
