Top Ten Lists

This is most definatly under construction. I just started this section so when you first come her there may be only 5 or 6. Just be patient. I promise I'm working on it every day!


If you'd like me to put your top ten list on here then e-mail it to me and I'll try to get it up as soon as possible.


SW vs. ST Fights We'd Like to See

5.Data vs. Artoo(one shock from Artoo and Data would be a goner.)
4.The Borg vs. The Emporer(I'd like to see them try to adapt to Force lighting!)
3.Stromtroopers vs. Firangi(It's a battle between the 2 stupidest groups ever............hmmm.....hard to predict the end of this one)
2.Dax vs. Mara(hmmmmmm.....Dax, the good natured against "stop or I'll blow your brains out" Mara)
And the Number One SW vs.ST Fight We'd Like to See is:
The Enterprise, Voyager, AND Deep Space Nine vs. the Deathstar.(Yeah right.....The 3 ST "vessels" try to destroy the Deathstar and are destroyed in 2 nanoseconds)


Top Ten Signs Your A SW Fan Who's Not Quite Right

10. You chopped off your own right hand and and made a prosthetic one to replace it just to be like "your hero"
9.You sleep with the cardboard cut-out of your choice
8.You talk to muppets and dead men
7.When you go to the beach, you wear that golden metal bikini
6.You yell "punch it!!" every time you hit the "enter" key on your computer
5.You've tried to freeze yourself in carbonite......many times.
4.You're convinced that Han, Leia, and Luke carried on a threesome AFTER they knew the truth
3.You go to bars wearing a low cut shirt, tight pants, and black vest and try to pick up women by telling them about your "big wookiee"
2.You call your house "Skywalker Ranch" and make movies that are Star Wars wannabes and you call them "Indiana Jones and ---oh wait. never mind.
1.When you play with your action figures, Han and Leia really get some action


Top Six Ways to Tell You're Obsessed with Star Wars

6. You've read and own all of the books.
5. You talk about characters in the books as if they were real people.
4. You sometimes wsh you could live in the Star Wars universe.
3. You can name every character and tell exactly what they have said and done.
2. You can act out the movies with no script.....................by yourself.
1. You waste all of your free time coming up with Top Ten lists.

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