Welcome to my next doomed mini-series! This one features Emil Lang with his own talk show!
Insert Picture of Lang yelling here(I couldn't find any that were valid, if you have some e-mail me).
This installment will have Lang interviewing Captain Henry Gloval. Lang's disgruntled colleague will also be making an appearance this episode.
You turn on your short wave radio while in the barracks. After a few minutes of static, you come upon Lang's voice. It sounds like he is making a secret talk show.
Lang: Welcome to my new talk show where all that happens is me giving the finger to everyone else. Our first guest is Captain Henry J. Gloval!
Gloval: (pissed) Lang! Arne't you supposed to working on that reflex drive thing-a-majigger!?
Lang: (outraged)Hey! I'm my own boss now, so shut up!
Gloval: (out of his chair)That's it! Edwards is my new scientist!
Lang: (mockingly)But he hates science.
Gloval: (thinking)Oh yeah, well then I guess Lazlo Zand will be my new head scientist.
Lang: (sniffinng something)Zand's a weenie.
Zand: (pissed)Weenie am I! We'll see about that!
(the two start slapping each other)
(Gloval lights up his pipe)
Alarm: NO SMOKING ON THE PREMISIS
Gloval: (crazy grin)Damn these stupid things!
(Gloval pulls out a magnum and obliterates the alarm. The noise doesn't keep the sisies from fighting though)
Gloval: I have nothing to do here, so I think I'll leave.
(back to the fight)
Lang: Loser!
Zand: Quark!
Lang: You've gone too far my friend!
Zand: Bring it on!
Menmei: (girly)helloooooo!!
Lang & Zand: (terrified)AHHHH!!!!!! Make her go away!
(some zentraedi are quickly dispatched to occupy Menmei while the duo escapes to the barracks.)
Lang: (serious) Next week. 3:00. By the Oak tree in the playground.
Zand: Your on!
I guess I have sequel/conclusion lined soon....just have to write it.
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