You were getting tired of mundane things and doing what you always did. When you walked through this archway, there was a feeling of disorientation. You find yourself on a large empty grassland plain. In spite of the brightness of daylight, there is no sun, only a black sky filled with stars sparkling more brightly than any you have ever seen on your world. Almost the same as they look from the window of a spaceship, when they left an atmosphere, if you know the sensation.
There is an odd house in the distance, that plain doesn't seem right. Angles are stretched and twisted in a geometry, defying anything you have ever learned, but for some reason is doesn't look threatening. It seems intresting and weird, you think as you walk to the house. Wait, is it you moving to the house, or does the house itself close the distance to satisfy your curiosity?
You are now standing at the front door of the house, that is as oddly out of place and bent in ways that don't seem to make much sense to you. With a shaking hand you reach for the doorknob. The door opens easily and silently. The room beyond is clean and everything seems well maintained. You see that the place isn't empty either. The most attractive person you have ever seen greets you with a smile. Using an incredibly pleasant voice you are adressed:
"Welcome to the Mystical Old Bard's Home"
Maybe dimensionally impossible, strangely bent and twisted?
You are right, because where we are,
geometry and even dimensions as you know them have no meaning.
Somewhere far beyond time,
far beyond space.
In a place as new as the blink of an eye,
and as old as the multiverse.
The Standard Disclaimer Mantra
I am the Damned One.
No-one understands me,
No-one ever has,
No-one ever will.
Don't even try.
Bash your head against a wall.
It won't bite back.
If you are lucky.
Legal And Other Disclaimers:
- When you comment on my works don't be too harsh.
- All material on this site is copyrighted by Lars H. Löher or its respective authors / artists, where mentioned.
- The mentioning of any name or Product on this site doesn't mean it's free. Any occurance of trademarked names, items, etc. is by no means intended as an offence or challenge of this status.
- If you get the idea, that this site maybe affiliated with any of the companies, whose campaigns / products are used here, listen carefully. This site is not affiliated with any company or commercial enterprise.
- None of the material of this site maybe reused copied or otherwise used without permission of the author / artist.
| Introduction | ¦ | News | ¦ | Long Index | ¦ | Credits | ¦ | Guide |