Waterhole Restaurant: Where Jokes, Poetry, and Songs Reign Supreme!

You have been following the path you chose through a deep, dark forest. You are feeling kind of cold, because there is no light in this forest, only darkness. You are begining to wish you brought a flashlight.

Suddenly, the trees stop, and you get to a large pool of crystal clear water. The trees have all thinned down, and a pale blue sky shines through. You turn your face to the sun, happy to feel it's warmth on your face. You bend down and look into the water. You see fish of so many colors, that they take your breath away. They look like tropical fish. But how can this be, tropical fish aren't supposed to live in places like this. You stop looking at the water, and look back to the path.

Then, to your even greater surprise, you see a restaurant. It is made out of bark and stone. There is a neon pink glowing sign say "Waterhole Restuarant, Come For The Entertainment, Stay for The Potato Chips!" If you weren't scared stiff, you would laugh. Is Starlight85 obsessed with potato chips? You slowly walk towards it. You open the door, which seems to be made out of jade, and see through crystal for the windows.

Inside Starlight85, Nexus and Corillya85 greet you.

"So, you found our famous restaurant, eh?" Starlight85 says. She digs her paws into a bag of chips, takes some out, and munches on them. The gross thing is that she eats with her mouth open. Crucny chips are turned into yellow pulp covered with spit. You start to feel a bit sick.

"Starlight, close your mouth!" Nexus orders.

"Yes mommy!" Starlight85 snaps back.

"I am not a girl!" Nexus growls.

"You act like it some times" Starlight85 says. "Singing Spice Girls! Hah! I am glad Geri left!"

Nexus snarles. The porcupine spines on his back are raised to full height. "You take that back...!" he begins.

"You guys, don't fight!" Cordillya85 says.

"All right" Starlight85 says. She turns back to you, giving Nexus a dirty look. "So, what do you want to go to? We have lots of stuff here, jokes, poetry, songs....the whole kit and kaboodle!" After a few minutes of thought, you decide what you want to do.

Go here to hear BW songs!

Click here, and feast your ears on some side spliting jokes!

Want some poems?I gottem right here!

Get out of this restaurant and go back to the crossroads quickly!