this kangaroo could kick your ass Catshaving and the Church of My Ass Once me and my glorious Ass went out to a dockside bar in Saigon. We drank 23 large mugs of beer, a fifth of bad whiskey, and 3 grasshoppers. Then we decided to smoke one of our foot long spliffs in the alley behind the bar. It was premium Tibetan Buddha bud, grown on the graves of previous dalai lamas. Very hard to come by, but very good. So we sit on a smelly dumpster and use the holy, purifying flame of my Ass to light our foot long spliff, rolled from the pages of underground fanzines. We had barely gotten half way through the spliff when I noticed a banging and a bumping and a clawing and a hissing coming from within the smelly dumpster. We got off the dumpster and out popped a dirty, smelly woman dressed in multiple layers of filthy rags. She smelled much worse than the dumpster from which she had come. the few patches of bare flesh visible through the rags was covered in thick, wet, matted fur. Her face resembled that of a cat. I asked her who she was. She replied that she was Bastet, Egyptian goddess of all cats, and apologized for her surroundings saying that things had been tough lately. I offered her some of my spliff and she accepted. She held the smoke in like a true stoney but coughed a awful lot. Then she asked me who I was. I explained to her that I was simply the vessel for my Ass and that my actual name was unimportant.She asked me what was so great about my Ass. I then attempted to astonish her with various miracles from my Ass. Yet she was unimpressed! She laughed and called my Ass miracles petty and parlor tricks. She then countered with several miracles of her own. I said they were impressive but lacked that certain something that makes my Ass so godly. We began to debate whose miracles were better and more miraculous. Then we began to argue, loudly. Then we fell to name calling and insults. We began to shove and push at each other. Then she threw against the dumpster and we made hot love together. The lovin' was so good I barely noticed her fur. When it was over I told her I loved her. She said I was fun but nothing special. She also told me she had crabs. I swore that I would have revenge on her and all her cats. That is why the devotees of my Ass recreationally shave neighborhood cats. In time, when the Church of My Ass covers the world all cats will be shaved regularly. Then Bastet will have no choice but to come back to me and once again!!!@#
> Actually, only the vampiric cats can paint. It's one of the few
> ways to tell them apart from the normal ones. (Well, other than waking up
> and realizing the cat's bitten into your neck and is drinking your blood,
> but then it's usually too late.)
oh, that's kinda like my idea that all those late night ET sightings
are actually bleary eyed people seeing cats in their face. >But such experimentation with the tools of art is only useful, only
>desirable, insofar as it *serves* art -- only insofar as the experiment
>furthers the portrayal or transmission of an emotional state.> Mr. Teapot
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LOL.Do very disturbing things to them. Very descriptively have them vivisected.Imagine what it's like to have fishing wire run in one eye and out
> the other and tell them what it feels like. Or yoiu coudl try frustrating
> them a lot. put what they want within their reach but keep them from
> getting it. But go for extremes.. > where can I see the UK DJ?
> I don't like the US ...
Yeah, really!
I'm witchoo, Weezay; the US dj bites.coz damn, the UK dj's are pretty much ALWAYS a lot better
than the US ones (which is what we get here in Canada)> Might wanna consider Windexing your monitor before you start a-lickin'.Pie 'oh Pah (check out the Striped Trousers
pic on page 5);In Osaka!
Apparently on the run from the Madagascar Mob, if the rumors are true.
Is you da monky man with is gaining wives and respectfullness at all peoples from times of any?
who would have thought that piccolo would have made such an honorable sacrifice? I have a steekin' hunch about sumptin...
--
-el tib Here you will find songs and chants to help you out in your rituals, or when you visit our
parties in the ballroom. > >> Whatever
> >Whatever
> what-EVER!!!
WHAT-ever!!! > Sorry m8...............this is a.v. and Catherene's
home.................so
> > flit back to alt.anal.shite and go play with the dead
>
>
> Be careful of your 'e's and 'i's. Catherene is Nightkeeper of
> vampire retrovirus fame. Catherine is the Mad Bibliographer.
> They are entirely two different people.
> The projects that have been developed dwarf NASA's technology. This
> entity went underground during the development of ridged Zeppelin type
> airships in the 30's. They now have developed multi-mile high & wide
> airships, a better description would be spaceships (This may sound crazy,
> but please continue reading). These ships are built in the deep pacific
> with cell/cubicle like compartments filled with distilled water and an
> electrolysis solution. They are assembled together underwater into the
> desired shapes. The distilled water and solution are then subjected to
> electricity, which separates the hydrogen and oxygen molecules. The oxygen
> is released into the ocean and the hydrogen is retained in these
> cells/cubicles. The science and design of these cells/cubicles to avoid
> the hazards of a hydrogen ignition was achieved in the 50's. The ships
> will rise above the ocean and into the air like any ridged airship, except
> these ships can go into space once completed. Many of the cells/cubicles
> are turned into compartments or removed/hollowed out.
>
> These spaceships in the beginning were comparable to that of an aircraft
> carrier or cruse ship, and into the present multi-mile high & wide cities
> in space hosting smaller spacecraft. They now build groups of these
> cubicles and deliver them into space to be assembled. The speeds of the
> 300' ships and smaller are so fast that no radar can pick them up. They
> are manned and have no problems breaking away from the earth's gravity.
> These ships are in constant retrofit to include seamless crystal display
> type tiles for cloaking. Since the 30's a society/community (Now Approx.
> 250,000) has grown from this secret military complex, and completely
> operates freely of any governmental boundaries. I don't know how long it
> will take, but a coup never before seen is on the horizon.
>
> This is not to take away from the fact that there are two other entities
> outside the human race, one of the entities existed on this planet before
> man. This entity has joined forces with this secret military society.
>
> There is another ship/city that is 1500 miles square, this is the good
> entity and in opposition of the other two. There is a war going on behind
> the scenes and now man has been brought directly into it.
>
>> > > > > > > > > Wow.
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