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WELLCUM TO TEH DADA MACHINE "DADA MACHINE" MACHINE DADA ENJOY YOUR HOPE WE DADADA MAMACHINE PLEASE?

PRAISEBETHEGODSOFWEEDPRAISEBETHEKEEPERSOFTHESACREDBUZZPRAISEBETHEGREATGREENONESOFTHEFORESTIAIAHAILHAIL

Enjoy the fruits of labors, from the wombs of our larders to the vacous stinking pits of your mouths we foist our steaming dung and toxins off on to your malodorous pinky, scabular baconfat tomours of brains. EAT IT! TAKE IT ALL YOU BITCH!! I WILL DROWN THE STUPID FUCKING HO OF THE GERNERAL PUBLIC IN MY RUNNY Shit AND semen THEN BREAK IT"S FUCKING JAW CAUSE IT"S TO MUCH OF AN IDIOT COOZE FOR IT"S OWN DAMN GOOD< YOU STUPID CUNTS!!

My Hello Kitty Neoidex Page Of The Endarkened Gods of the Impossible Future Omega Birthing Point That Is Also Our Past And Killed The Dinosaurs

Don't know what this signifies, but it sure looks like family fun to moi.

Our fair Infant. He/she came bursting through my dear wife's abdomen and made quick work of the doctor and his norses, making the most adorable screaming noise. The papers called it the mincemeat murders.

Ye Olde GestBuk, it seemed a good idea, but after numerous messy chainsaw-related deaths and dismemberments we had to put it down. Use at your own risk even though it doesn't work.

the thirtysecond tier member's of the CCC, specifically those not present for the "Grand Conception And Kegger" as we respectfully refer to it.

Th brutal truth, done ver brutally and proven the world is random chance that never happened. Just think about it, ok?

Númenórean

Naraglukthűm

Dinangwinas

Ar-Balzagar

Gurkind

Ishtânebelgorînukhan

Khadun

Taţar

Ushnarga

oh fuck it!!
this takes to long
and you dont deserve it
and I hurt somewhere
i think
take this!

Lairë

Amâzenigűn

Gúd

Gúb

Yazrathilân

Ukhan

Bizin

Morgash

Borzog

Razân

Thulbodal

Thring

Gwingor

Nelubethârűs

Lúrbúmph

Narmî

Gharkúb

Yálion

Ogrul

Namrond

Thragoron

Shuftham

Zibagân

Marun

Nűl

drippy skippy, humper dooo! ::thumbs up::

Drizűlbath'gurguthb'ltk

I remember pool water, the taste of chlorine, then trying to sit up and get out of bed, but there was a heavt weight on my chest and the water was cutting off my air and then i heard it laughing. Next thing I know I've lost two weeks of time, all my notes and photographs, all of my evidence, and my left pinkie toe. I knew i was helpless.

Many (read less than one) people or people like things have asked me "who is responsible for this website? What underappreciated genius is responsible for all this art and beauty and soul stirring poetry? I want to meet them and praise them and seduce them, give them large intrest free loans that I do not reasonably expect them to pay off and convine/cajole/trick them in to marrying my many nubile and sexxualy voracious daughters so that they might inherit my mind staggeringly large fortune and control much of the world like I do." This is what they usually ask. Q Some of them have strong accents or express themselves solely through noverbal ques such as gestures or pre-prepared index cards or a wordless scream that seems to eminate from within your own head and drives you mad with fear, it's unmentionable evil resonating down to your very soul. Also many of them are spewing insults and explitives and trying to kill me. Regardless you to can meet us and invite us home to sleep on your couch, eat your food, fuck and then horribly offend your friends and of course murdering and then consuming your neighbors and their pets and many police and pizza deliverymen and whores and strangeminded foreigners and midgets and squirells. So do NOT follow the link earlier in this paragraph to our new and uninproved contactingifyationeasqueistlery page. Also I have often wondered if those mormons with the multiple wives are allowed to have sex with all of them at once or is that a sin? Seems like a lot of wasted effort if they don't.

floatingheadgod theater starring Zulodan

nature is cruel

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Life is pain