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Mr
Adam
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Born;
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In a sack full
of kittens |
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Likes;
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Smirking at the
activities of undercover police officers, drooling when
a pair of actors crawl about under a table and impersonating
a gibbon of the itchy variety. |
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Dislikes;
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People who don't
like Star Wars |
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Current
activities;
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Getting an egghead
for dead damp reptiles |
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Quote;
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"WHAT?
NO BISCUITS?!" |
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The
Captain
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Born;
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Unknown, but
definitely in Dudley |
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Likes;
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Wowing the English
Paparazzi with his explicit exploits with such celebrity
It-Girls as Tara Palmer Tompkinson and Kat Slater from
Eastenders |
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Dislikes;
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Foreigners, the
colour green |
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Current
activities;
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Unknown |
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Quote;
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"S'alright" |
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Miss
Jeanie
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Born;
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During the fatal
Skegness blancmange disaster of 1987 |
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Likes;
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Tittering at
brightly coloured early morning aliens, composing light
operas and eating Pre-Cambrian clay with a spoon. |
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Dislikes;
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Examination boards |
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Current
activities;
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Lurking in the
Dinosaur Isle Museum bothering the fossils |
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Quote;
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"Hullo Mr
Simon/Adam" |
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Brian
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Born;
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half-coconut,
half-wit |
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Likes;
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Apes (Bloated),
strutting his funky stuff at discos, spreading his special
kind of lovin' to all the ladies, especially those he
has "Erotic Dreams" about, and Crockery. Also
bestest friend of Bernie Fishnotes |
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Dislikes;
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Warm fishfingers |
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Current
activities;
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Unknown |
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Quote;
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"Blah
Blah Blah Blah Some Bird Blah Blah Blah Blah Bernie Blah
Blah Blah Blah Barker Blah Blah Blah Blah..." |
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Mr
Ben
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Born;
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after five hour
of personal grooming |
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Likes;
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Ladies
of the internet, lightsabre fights, playing games and
the sleeping habits of vampires |
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Dislikes;
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Mornings, lectures,
balaclavas and wigs |
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Current
activities;
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Bothering the
visitors at Maidstone Museum |
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Quote;
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"Ya know,
like, you know what I mean, at the end of the day." |
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Miss
Chris
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Born;
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In America |
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Likes;
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Making
wooden Baryonyx arms, punching people, nudity (her own),
rainbows and people called Simon |
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Dislikes;
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Silence, getting
to the point |
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Current
activities;
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Married with
Twins. Who'd a thunk it ay? |
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Quote;
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"Well, the
thing is, you know how that thing is, what I mean is..." |
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Mr
Hector
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Born;
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Mexican |
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Likes;
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Fighting,
violence, aggression, evil, growing beards, poetry |
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Dislikes;
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Anything that
contains eggs |
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Current
activities;
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Larking around
in Mexico with dinosaurs |
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Quote;
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"You
want to fight?" |
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Alexei
"Two Dinners" Rivera
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Born;
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Curious |
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Likes;
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Destruction
on a massive scale (on the internet), gigantic land squid,
Dinners |
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Dislikes;
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Meagre Portions,
people who object to tinny midi files |
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Current
activities;
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Egg-headedness
in Bristol |
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Quote;
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"I have
a question..." |
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Little
Mo
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Born;
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Under
a wandering Death Star |
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Likes;
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Jabba
the Hutt (well, they got on so well), Star Wars, Jedis,
SFX magazine and REALLY big fish |
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Dislikes;
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People
molesting him while reading SFX magazine |
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Current
activities;
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Unknown,
probably watching 24 or Smallville |
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Quote;
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"I
'ate palaeontology. Fancy a shag?" |
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Bernie
Fishnotes
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Born;
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Unknown |
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Likes;
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Brian,
Gravel, Gin, Residue, being an enigma |
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Dislikes;
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Publicity |
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Current
activities;
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See
for yourself |
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Quote;
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"Hello
Brian, you are not an ignoramus." |
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